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LadyT
2005-04-27 20:59:08 EST
Ladies and Gents of AUK:

I'd like to offer a nomination of Jerry Howe (better known as the Puppy
Wizard) for the Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award. Mr. Howe is a
Florida dog trainer. He invented a magic black box called the "Doggy Do
Right", described in this quote:

-BEGIN-
doggiedoright -a little black box solves all dogs annoying habits - new
scientific device works like magic. doggy do right (and kitty will too)
gently breaks barking, howling, digging, whining, chewing, hyperactivity,
separation anxiety, any compulsive or obsessive behaviors, even carsickness
and fear of thunder!
-END-

Quote taken from URL http://allppcsearch.com/animal_pet.htm

That page also contains a link to Jerry's commercial website, which used to
accept credit card orders for this magical dog training device. Unfortunately,
the site was recently taken down. (Jerry if you're reading this, would you
please explain what happened to your website, and if the black box is still
for sale??)

Here's the link to Jerry's website, just in case it goes back up
http://www.doggydoright.com/

Someone describing Jerry's magic box http://tinyurl.com/bs9gg

A typical Jerry Howe post http://tinyurl.com/933gh

Jerry is the winner of one previous AUK award. He has a very long history of
posting to various groups in the rec.pets.* hierarchy. Please accept this
nomination. Due to xpost filters on Supernews, I cannot crosspost this
nomination to Jerry's favorite rec.pets.* newsgroups (rec.pets.dogs.behavior,
rec.pets.dogs.health) so go ahead and add them if you like.


Lady Tamara :)

Lionel
2005-04-28 11:47:38 EST
On Thu, 28 Apr 2005 15:39:26 -0000, in
<*6@corp.supernews.com>, LadyT
<*d@notbyyou.invalid> said:

>Ladies and Gents of AUK:
>
>I'd like to offer a nomination of Jerry Howe (better known as the Puppy
>Wizard) for the Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award. Mr. Howe is a
>Florida dog trainer. He invented a magic black box called the "Doggy Do
>Right", described in this quote:
>
>-BEGIN-
>doggiedoright -a little black box solves all dogs annoying habits - new
>scientific device works like magic. doggy do right (and kitty will too)
>gently breaks barking, howling, digging, whining, chewing, hyperactivity,
>separation anxiety, any compulsive or obsessive behaviors, even carsickness
>and fear of thunder!
>-END-
>
>Quote taken from URL http://allppcsearch.com/animal_pet.htm
>
>That page also contains a link to Jerry's commercial website, which used to
>accept credit card orders for this magical dog training device. Unfortunately,
>the site was recently taken down. (Jerry if you're reading this, would you
>please explain what happened to your website, and if the black box is still
>for sale??)
>
>Here's the link to Jerry's website, just in case it goes back up
>http://www.doggydoright.com/
>
>Someone describing Jerry's magic box http://tinyurl.com/bs9gg
>
>A typical Jerry Howe post http://tinyurl.com/933gh
>
>Jerry is the winner of one previous AUK award. He has a very long history of
>posting to various groups in the rec.pets.* hierarchy. Please accept this
>nomination. Due to xpost filters on Supernews, I cannot crosspost this
>nomination to Jerry's favorite newsgroups (rec.pets.dogs.behavior,
>rec.pets.dogs.health, alt.animals.dog, alt.med.veterinary) so go ahead and add
>them if you like.

Done, & seconded. I've run into the Puppy Fucker a few times, & can
confirm that he's just as nuts as you've claimed.

--
W
. | ,. w , "Some people are alive only because
\|/ \|/ it is illegal to kill them." Perna condita delenda est
---^----^---------------------------------------------------------------

Cujo DeSockpuppet
2005-04-28 12:03:21 EST
Lionel <nop@alt.net> wrote in news:d4r0at$s6l$0@pita.alt.net:

> On Thu, 28 Apr 2005 15:39:26 -0000, in
> <11720televkre6@corp.supernews.com>, LadyT
> <beenswindled@notbyyou.invalid> said:
>
>>Ladies and Gents of AUK:
>>
>>I'd like to offer a nomination of Jerry Howe (better known as the
>>Puppy Wizard) for the Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award. Mr.
>>Howe is a Florida dog trainer. He invented a magic black box called
>>the "Doggy Do Right", described in this quote:
>>
>>-BEGIN-
>>doggiedoright -a little black box solves all dogs annoying habits -
>>new scientific device works like magic. doggy do right (and kitty will
>>too) gently breaks barking, howling, digging, whining, chewing,
>>hyperactivity, separation anxiety, any compulsive or obsessive
>>behaviors, even carsickness and fear of thunder!
>>-END-
>>
>>Quote taken from URL http://allppcsearch.com/animal_pet.htm
>>
>>That page also contains a link to Jerry's commercial website, which
>>used to accept credit card orders for this magical dog training
>>device. Unfortunately, the site was recently taken down. (Jerry if
>>you're reading this, would you please explain what happened to your
>>website, and if the black box is still for sale??)
>>
>>Here's the link to Jerry's website, just in case it goes back up
>>http://www.doggydoright.com/
>>
>>Someone describing Jerry's magic box http://tinyurl.com/bs9gg
>>
>>A typical Jerry Howe post http://tinyurl.com/933gh
>>
>>Jerry is the winner of one previous AUK award. He has a very long
>>history of posting to various groups in the rec.pets.* hierarchy.
>>Please accept this nomination. Due to xpost filters on Supernews, I
>>cannot crosspost this nomination to Jerry's favorite newsgroups
>>(rec.pets.dogs.behavior, rec.pets.dogs.health, alt.animals.dog,
>>alt.med.veterinary) so go ahead and add them if you like.
>
> Done, & seconded. I've run into the Puppy Fucker a few times, & can
> confirm that he's just as nuts as you've claimed.

Thirded. That fruitcake has been through AUK a few times.

--
Cujo - The Official Overseer of Kooks and Trolls in
dfw.*, alt.paranormal, alt.astrology and alt.astrology.metapsych.
Winner of the 8/2000 & 2/2003 HL&S award. Hail Petitmorte!
Colonel of the Fanatic Legion. FL# 555-PLNTY Motto: ABUNDANCE!.
Charter Member - Digital Brownshirts and Library Gestapo.
"I am an expert in crap dectection." - Ed the crap detective.

Sean Monaghan
2005-04-28 12:12:44 EST
Cujo DeSockpuppet wrote:

> Lionel <nop@alt.net> wrote in news:d4r0at$s6l$0@pita.alt.net:
>
> > On Thu, 28 Apr 2005 15:39:26 -0000, in
> > <11720televkre6@corp.supernews.com>, LadyT
> > <beenswindled@notbyyou.invalid> said:
> >
> > > Ladies and Gents of AUK:
> > >
> > > I'd like to offer a nomination of Jerry Howe (better known as the
> > > Puppy Wizard) for the Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science
> > > Award. Mr. Howe is a Florida dog trainer. He invented a magic
> > > black box called the "Doggy Do Right", described in this quote:
> > >
> > > -BEGIN-
> > > doggiedoright -a little black box solves all dogs annoying habits
> > > - new scientific device works like magic. doggy do right (and
> > > kitty will too) gently breaks barking, howling, digging, whining,
> > > chewing, hyperactivity, separation anxiety, any compulsive or
> > > obsessive behaviors, even carsickness and fear of thunder!
> > > -END-
> > >
> > > Quote taken from URL http://allppcsearch.com/animal_pet.htm
> > >
> > > That page also contains a link to Jerry's commercial website,
> > > which used to accept credit card orders for this magical dog
> > > training device. Unfortunately, the site was recently taken down.
> > > (Jerry if you're reading this, would you please explain what
> > > happened to your website, and if the black box is still for
> > > sale??)
> > >
> > > Here's the link to Jerry's website, just in case it goes back up
> > > http://www.doggydoright.com/
> > >
> > > Someone describing Jerry's magic box http://tinyurl.com/bs9gg
> > >
> > > A typical Jerry Howe post http://tinyurl.com/933gh
> > >
> > > Jerry is the winner of one previous AUK award. He has a very long
> > > history of posting to various groups in the rec.pets.* hierarchy.
> > > Please accept this nomination. Due to xpost filters on Supernews,
> > > I cannot crosspost this nomination to Jerry's favorite newsgroups
> > > (rec.pets.dogs.behavior, rec.pets.dogs.health, alt.animals.dog,
> > > alt.med.veterinary) so go ahead and add them if you like.
> >
> > Done, & seconded. I've run into the Puppy Fucker a few times, & can
> > confirm that he's just as nuts as you've claimed.
>
> Thirded. That fruitcake has been through AUK a few times.

I officially fourth the nomination of Jerry "Puppy Wizard" Howe. This
guy is probably qualified for every award on the list, with the
exceptions of PSM-HL&S and HoT.

--

Sean Monaghan
http://www.Kookology.info
Winner of the Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S Award
To e-mail me, change the zeros (00) to letters (oo) in my addy.


T*@Mail.Com
2005-04-28 13:08:37 EST
Kansas State University Dr. Kari Wallentine CANNOT CURE Fear Of
Thunder, Teaches Us HOWE COME DOGS GET PHOBIAS Like HOWE HER OWN DOG
GOT:

Owners Can Help Pets Overcome Fear of Thunderstorms

Source: Kansas State University
Released: Thu 28-Apr-2005, 09:05 ET

© Newswise.
All Rights Reserved

> When the thunder rolls and the lightning strikes,
> many pets become visibly frightened.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard SEZ "ALL FEAR IS CAUSED BY
MISHANDLING", cite The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual <{): ~ ) >

> Many pets, especially dogs, are fearful of thunderstorms.

That's ABSURD. Dogs DO NOT FEAR THUNDER they FEAR
being locked in boxes and jerked and choked on pronged
spiked pinch choke collars and so called Gentle Leader
head halters and ignored and sprayed in the face with
aversives when they CRY <{) ; ~ ) >

> But pet owners can make the experience less traumatic.

BWEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAA!!!

The Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY
INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
Method Manual Students ALL OVER The Whole Wild World
REPORT CURING fear of thunder NEARLY INSTANTLY <{); ~ ) >

> Newswise - When the thunder rolls and the lightning
> strikes, does your pet become visibly frightened?

THAT can be CURED NEARLY INSTANTLY. LIKE THIS:

Chris Williams writes:

"The FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual
I do find valuable. Much of it I recognize as what
I've always done without thinking of it as "training".
New stuff, I've used. His anchoring technique erased
the last of Mac's fireworks trauma,"

And a other:

From: "The Puppy Wizard" <ThePuppyWiz...@earthlink.net>
Date: Tue, 20 Jul 2004 08:29:14 GMT
Subject: Re: How to desensitize VERY sound sensitive dog?

HOWEDY Juanita,

"Dan Moore" <mooret...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:fS2Lc.114567$OB3.42357@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...

> Tracy,

> What worked for me, in just one storm, was
> to praise the dog after each clap of thunder,
> telling him he's a Good Dog!

INDEEDY, Juanita. PRAISE ALWAYS WORKS.

Praise IN ADVANCE, DURING, and INTERMITTENTLY
for 5-15 second, or until the dog is no longer
thinking of an event or command.

IN FACT, The Amazing Puppy Wizard was
just praising all the EXXXPERT DOG LOVERS
from whom HE'S learned much, like research
professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM at UofWI
and his esteemed associate dr. plonsky and
HOWER good friend and most valued asset
to dogdom, HOWER own Master Of Deception
blankman, and ed w of PETLOSS.CON and of
curse, lying frosty dahl, matty, marybeth,
robin nutall, sinofabitch, BINACA bethFIST,
tommy soronson aka joey finnochiario aka
jackass morrison, terri willis, FRAUDreck
hassan, jo wolf, diddler, shelly, shell, lia
altshuller, judy, spot, alison, ruthie, melissa
fry, malinda, janet boss, tara o. aka tee,
culprit aka kely aka metta, diana aka lush,
furpaw, lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn,
captain haggerty and his associates booby
maida uncle matty an babette haggerty,
pat durkin, tracy doyle, tara.green2, flick,
alphapha sweeny, donna ryan, mary healy,
kwbrown, marcel, disciple cad, disciple
cris, leah and her BOSS bigb, bethgsd,
manadero, emily, and all the other dog
lovers who've worked tirelessly over the
past five years to share information and
heelp good folks like yourself to NEARLY
INSTANTLY CURE ALL BEHAVIOR PROBLEMS, FOR
FREE.

Feel free to visit and contribute to The Amazing
Puppy Wizard's Archives through rec.pets.dogs.behavior.

> This is an almost 13 year old Doberman, BTW.

That's a good age for a Dobe. The Amazing
Puppy Wizard and all HIS supporters are
praying he has a long and peaceful life.

> The next time it thundered, he did not even react at
> all--you could not tell it was the same dog as before.

INDEEDY. Kinda just like HOWE we won't be
able to tell R.P.D.B. is the same as it
always was, after The Amazing Puppy
Wizard finishes fully EXXXPRESSING HIS
gratitude and lavishes HIS PRAISE on all
the dog lovere who'd HEELPED YOU GET the
RESULTS you've seen.

THANK YOU, DOG LOVERS.

> There was more thunder just the other day,

And it didn't phase him WON iota, just like
HOWE HOWER DOG LOVERS haven't been phased by
their fears, since The Amazing Puppy Wizard
has begun constantly praising them.

Ain't it GRAND!

> and same thing, nada, nothing, zilch, no
> cowering, whimpering, trying to hide at all,

OF CURSE NOT. ALL FEAR IS CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.

> it was that simple.

Well, NUTHIN'S THAT simple, Juanita.
Took The Amazing Puppy Wizard many
years of HARD WORK to overcome the
teachings of the folks who don't know
as much as HOWER esteemed self heelp
R.P.D.B. psychotherapy group.

> I got this idea from Jerry Howe, who
> might seem to be a "wild and crazy"
> character, but his non-abusive way
> of handling dogs WORKS.

INDEEDY.

> Wonderfully.

> Praise.

> It's that simple.
> Juanita

=======================

> If so, you're not alone.

Seems the veterinary community is soon to
be alone in their inability to CURE ALL
OCD (obsessive compulsive disorders) and
phobias, givin the 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY
INSTANT SUCCESS CURING ALL temperament and
behavior problems NEARLY INSTANTLY AS REPORTED
by The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits'
End Dog Training Method Manual Students all
over the Whole Wild World <{) ; ~ ) >

> Many pets, especially dogs, are fearful of thunderstorms.

The Amazing Puppy Wizard attributes and HAS PROVEN
ALL temperament and behaivor problems are CAUSED by
SO CALLED TRADITIONAL HANDLING and TRAINING AS TAUGHT
by the uiversity ethology and behavior departments.

> Dr. Kari Wallentine, a veterinarian and Kansas State
> University graduate student in animal sciences and
> industry, said it is not entirely known at this point
> why a pet might develop a fear of thunderstorms.

With all due RESPECT to Dr. Kari Wallentine she can
attibute her own INABILITY to CURE SYMPTOMS of FEAR
on the MISHANDLING she was TAUGHT in her university.

> "It's thought that the predominant aspect
> is the sound of thunder itself,

Dogs FEAR L-HOWED noises on accHOWENT of they've
been REPRESSED and locked in boxes and punished
and ignored for their crying <{) ; ~ ) >

> but I'm researching other factors, including meteorological
> variables such as barometric pressure and static electricity,"
> Wallentine said.

That's absurd.

> "My dog can tell the difference between the Fort Riley artillery
> and a thunderstorm, so that makes me think there is something more
> going on in the thunderstorm that our pets pick up on and become
> afraid of."

PERHAPS THAT'S on accHOWENT of the artillery doesn't
COME TO HER HOWES, like the thunder storm does, Dr.?

> Wallentine said other noises might be factors in a pet's
> fear of thunderstorms, such as hail, hard rain and high winds.

SAME SAME SAME SAME. ALL FEAR IS CAUSED BY MISHANDLING.

> If a pet shows signs of fear during thunderstorms,

Then he's EITHER LEARNED IT by COPYING HIS OWNERS or
he's DEVELOPED a LACK OF CONFIDENCE in his owner's
ABILITY to CON-TROLL ALL SITUATIONS and CIRCUMSTANCES,
as we been TAUGHT to TEACH HOWER DOGS, according to
the traditional alphalpha methods of abuse <{) ; ~ ) >

> Wallentine said it is most important for the owner
> not to reinforce the pet's fearful behavior.

IOW, the good doctor DOESN'T UNDERSTAND the nature of FEAR.

> "The one sure way to increase their fearful
> behavior is to reinforce it," Wallentine said.

And THAT comes from the veterinary BEHAVIORAL SPECIALIST
who's OWN DOG GOT THE SAME SAME SAME Same problems <{) ; ~ ) >

> "Reinforcing it is doing anything the pet likes - petting it,

CORRECT. The Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY
NEARL INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wit's End Dog
Training Method Manual teaches us NOT to use PHYSICAL
CON-TROLL in ANY manner or we'll INTERRUPT the thought
process via positive thigmotaxis <{) ; ~ ) >

> talking soothingly to it.

She means DON'T DO what has PROVEN SUCCESSFUL.

IOW, the good Dra. Wallentine CANNOT CURE FEAR of
thunder or ANY phobia on accHOWENT of she does NOT
UNDERSTAND the NATURE of FEAR <{); ~ ) >

> "When I first got my dog, she would hide in the
> closet during thunderstorms," Wallentine said.

Same same happens when we lock a dog in a box.
The CONFINEMENT and PROTECTION of the box or
closet REINFORCES the FEAR just like a child
hiding under the blanket from the BOOGEYMAN.

> "I didn't know you shouldn't soothe your pet,

That's absurd. The good dra doesn't know enough
abHOWET the TOPIC to be speakin to these issues.

> so I would go in the closet with her and talk to
> her and pet her. Now, I don't do that, and she's
> actually decreased her fearfulness slightly."

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHHAHAAAA!!!

> Wallentine said

You mean Dra. Wallentine, the veterinary
behavior SPECIALIST who cannot train her
own dog not to FEAR S-HOWENDS <{) ; ~ ) >

> not reinforcing the behavior becomes more difficult
> as the behavior becomes more destructive, because it
> is harder to ignore.

Well then, we've JUST FIGGURED HOWET HOWE COME her
own dog is AFRAID of thunder <{): ~ ) >

> "Some dogs just hide in the closet,

Or in their CRATES <{) : ~ ( >

> tremble or bark,

The ONLY way to overcome FEAR is to FACE IT and
DEAL WITH IT apupriately <{) ; ~ ) >

> but some do more extreme things that destroy
> their owners' property," Wallentine said. "Some
> dogs have been known to be so scared they eliminate
> or jump through windows.

Kinda JUST LIKE HOWE the EXXXPERTS dogs on R.P.D.B. do.

> In this case, pharmaceuticals can help soothe the pet."

That's INSANE. Dogs DO NOT FEAR THUNDER for a lack of
PSYCHOTROPIC ANTI PSYCHOTIC pharmacuticals or TOO MUCH
NON PHYSICAL PRAISE <{) ; ~ ) >

> Wallentine said

Dra. Wallentine SEZ HER OWN DOG GOT THE SAME PROBLEM.

> owners can also work through behavior modification
> with the fearful pet, something that involves two
> parts -- desensitization and counter-conditioning.

Well that'd be a very interesting study for the good
dra. to perform. She can STUDY using all the anti-
psychotic medications and "desensitization" techniques
she likes and COMPARE THAT to a CON-TROLL group taught
to use ONLY NON PHYSICAL PRAISE and PRAISE IN ADVANCE
and of curse, ELIMINATING ALL so called traditional
handling and training methods AS TAUGHT in your FREE
COPY of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End
Dog Training Method Manual <{) ; ~ ) >

THEN SHE'LL KNOW HOWE to pupperly TREAT FEAR BEHAVIORS
in dogs and using the DOG STUDIES, she can make her
CASE HISTORY DATA available to child psychologists and
others who "SPECIALIZE" in PHOBIAS, OCD'S (obsessive
compulsive disorders)and PTSD's (post traumatic stress
disorders) <{) ; ~ ) >

> "The first part is desensitization,

No. The FIRST part is learnin HOWE to pupperly
handle and train a dumb critter <{); ~ ) > and
THEN there WON'T BE NO FEAR to "desensitize".

> which is exposing the pet to the fear-evoking stimulus.

NOT until you learn HOWE to pupperly handle and train
a dumb critter, doctora <{) : ~ ( >

> For example, if the dog is fearful of thunderstorms

It's ON accHOWENT of the dog HAS NO CONFIDENCE in his owner.

> we expose it to a tape with the sound of a thunderstorm
> on it," Wallentine said.

BWEEEEEEEEAAAAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAA!!!

> "Start the sound at a low level where the dog doesn't
> even know it's there. If the dog is relaxed, reward that
> relaxed behavior,"

THAT'S ABSURD. Dogs DO NOT FEAR NOISE, they FEAR being
FORCED BRIBED CRATED and INTIMDIATED according to what
the good dra. TRADITIONALLY TEACHES <{): ~ ( >

> Wallentine said.

What Wallentine SEZ is HER DOG GOT THE SAME PROBLEMS.

> "The second part is counter-conditioning, which is
> conditioning a dog to do a behavior that is not what
> they have been doing. Reward them for being relaxed
> and not fearful during the tapes of thunderstorm sounds.

THAT'S THE PROBLEM, good dra. The PROBLEM IS you CANNOT
"REWARD" behaviors the dog AIN'T THINKIN OF, according
to The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog
Training Method Manual <{); ~ ) >

> You just gradually expose them to the stimulus and

AND "IGNORE THEIR FEAR BEHAVIOR SO YOU DON'T REINFORCE IT".

> reward them for good behavior.

YOU CANOT "REWARD" A BEHAVIOR THE DOG AIN'T DOIN.

> If they show fearful behavior, ignore them

THAT'S HOWE COME the good dra. wallentine CANNOT CURE phobias
withHOWET SELLIN you fancy drugs and so called desensitization
tapes <{) : ~ ) >

> or turn the volume of the sound down until they are no
> longer fearful."

IOW, the good dra. RELIES on SHEER LUCK <{): ~ ( >

> Wallentine said

Dra. Wallentine SEZ HER OWN DOG GOT THE SAME PROBLEM.

> there are 10 major signs that your dog is anxious or afraid.

BWEEEEEEEEEEAAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!

HOWE COME dogs BECOME AFRAID, IS THE ONLY PROBLEM.

1. Increased vigilance
"They're going to be more alert and scan their
environment. They're going to have their ears up," she said.

2. Heavy panting

3. Shaking or trembling

4. Hiding
"Dogs will choose to hide in many different places,
but the most common places are under the bed or in
a closet," Wallentine said.

(AllHOWEING the dog to HIDE or lockin IT in a crate
REINFORCES phobias TPW <{): ~ ( >

5. Increased or decreased amount of activity

6. Soliciting attention
"Dogs will try to constantly get your attention," she said.

(IGNORING the dog when IT is AFRAID REINFORCES PHOBIAS TPW <{); ~ ) >

7. Following you around
"They want to sit on your lap and be with you all the time,"
Wallentine said.

8. Increasingly vocal, including howling, barking, whining
and whimpering

9. Eliminating in the house

10. Trying to escape
"Some dogs try to get inside or get outside, just basically
to get away from wherever they are. Some dogs have been known
to jump through windows," she said.

THE PROBLEM is the good dra. wallentine GOT NO IDEA
what she's teachin guillible students at UofKS <{) ; ~ ) >

"As Sam Corson (Pavlov's last student) demonstrated for
nearly 50 years at Ohio University (Oxford, O.) there is no
treatment more useful for dogs than tender loving care."
George von Hilsheimer, Ph. D., F. R. S. H., Diplomate,
Academy of Behavioral Medicine

From: "George von Hilsheimer, Ph.D." <drv...@mindspring.com
To: <d...@arcane-computing.com
Sent: Tuesday, January 04, 2005 5:38 PM
Subject: Doggy advice

Scott, Jerry Howe forwarded me the letter below.
I'm glad that you referred negatively to Jerry's
habit of CAPITALIZING and HOWING everything.

I personally hate this habit of his. I think it is his
way of diluting his authority - IME he is a very modest
fellow. However, contrary to your sneer, he is very
competent at living with dogs.

I thought I'd list a series of actions which I found
on the list, folk asking advice on what to do about
dogs doing this and that, for example:

whining,
humping, hunching,
pacing,
self mutilation - paw licking, side sucking,
spinning,
prolonged barking, barking at shadows,
overstimulated barking,
fighting, bullying other dogs,
compulsive digging,
compulsive scratching,
compulsive chewing,
frantic behavior,
chasing light, chasing shadow,
stealing food,
digging in garbage can,
loosing house (toilet) training.
inappropriate fearfulness
aggression.

The thing that is fascinating to me, as an ethologist who
graduated from college 50 years ago and has spent all of
the intervening time working with animals (including the
human animal), is that you never see any of these behaviors
in wild dingoes, jackals, coyotes or wolves, you don't even
see these behaviors in hyenas (who aren't dog related).
You see these behaviors in human managed animals,
especially animals who live with neurotic hysterical humans.

As Sam Corson (Pavlov's last student) demonstrated for
nearly 50 years at Ohio University (Oxford, O.) there is no
treatment more useful for dogs than tender loving care.

George von Hilsheimer, Ph. D., F. R. S. H., Diplomate,
Academy of Behavioral Medicine

Here's HOWE The Amazing Puppy Wizard CURES ALL PHOBIAS
NEARLY INSTANTLY and even AUTOMAGICKALLY WITHHOWET HUMAN
INTERVENTION, through HIS Doggy Do Right (And Kitty Will
And A Rooster Did And A Cockatoo Or Two And A Cow And A
Horse Did Too) Machine which INDEPENDENT of human inter-
vention CURES ALL critter's temperament and behavior
problems from up to 500 feet away by DOIN EXXXACTLY
OPPOSITE of what HOWER PROFESSIONAL DOG TRAINERS and
UNIVERSITY TRAINED BEHAVIORISTS TEACH US:

"The Methods, Principles, And Philosophy Of Behavior
Never Change,
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From: "The Puppy Wizard" <ThePuppyWiz...@earthlink.net>
Date: Tue, 20 Jul 2004 08:29:14 GMT
Subject: Re: How to desensitize VERY sound sensitive dog?

HOWEDY Juanita,

"Dan Moore" <mooret...@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:fS2Lc.114567$OB3.42357@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...

> Tracy,

> What worked for me, in just one storm, was
> to praise the dog after each clap of thunder,
> telling him he's a Good Dog!

INDEEDY, Juanita. PRAISE ALWAYS WORKS.

Praise IN ADVANCE, DURING, and INTERMITTENTLY
for 5-15 second, or until the dog is no longer
thinking of an event or command.

IN FACT, The Amazing Puppy Wizard was
just praising all the EXXXPERT DOG LOVERS
from whom HE'S learned much, like research
professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM at UofWI
and his esteemed associate dr. plonsky and
HOWER good friend and most valued asset
to dogdom, HOWER own Master Of Deception
blankman, and ed w of PETLOSS.CON and
of curse, lying frosty dahl, matty, marybeth,
robin nutall, sinofabitch, BINACA bethFIST,
tommy soronson aka joey finnochiario aka
jackass morrison, terri willis, FRAUDreck
hassan, jo wolf, diddler, shelly, shell, lia
altshuller, judy, spot, alison, ruthie, melissa
fry, malinda, janet boss, tara o. aka tee,
culprit aka kely aka metta, diana aka lush,
furpaw, lying "I LOVE KOEHLER" lynn,
captain haggerty and his associates booby
maida uncle matty an babette haggerty,
pat durkin, tracy doyle, tara.green2, flick,
alphapha sweeny, donna ryan, mary healy,
kwbrown, marcel, disciple cad, disciple
cris, leah and her BOSS bigb, bethgsd,
manadero, emily, and all the other dog
lovers who've worked tirelessly over the
past five years to share information and
heelp good folks like yourself to NEARLY
INSTANTLY CURE ALL BEHAVIOR
PROBLEMS, FOR FREE.

> This is an almost 13 year old Doberman, BTW.

That's a good age for a Dobe. The Amazing
Puppy Wizard and all HIS supporters are
praying he has a long and peaceful life.

> The next time it thundered, he did not even react at
> all--you could not tell it was the same dog as before.

INDEEDY. Kinda just like HOWE we won't
be able to tell R.P.D.B. is the same as it
always was, after The Amazing Puppy
Wizard finishes fully EXXXPRESSING HIS
gratitude and lavishes HIS PRAISE on all
the dog lovere who'd HEELPED YOU GET
the RESULTS you've seen.

THANK YOU, DOG LOVERS.

> There was more thunder just the other day,

And it didn't phase him WON iota, just like
HOWE HOWER DOG LOVERS haven't
been phased by their fears, since The Amazing
Puppy Wizard has begun constantly praising
them. Ain't it GRAND!

> and same thing, nada, nothing, zilch, no
> cowering, whimpering, trying to hide at all,

Well The Amazing Puppy Wizard was just
tellin lyingdogDUMMY the same same
same same, HOWEver, we still have some
WHIMPerin and HIDING. Perhaps PRAISE
takes a little longer to work on humans.

What would you say to that, professor SCRUFF
SHAKE? Perhaps you an dr plonsky can do a
fast CONstructive behavioral ANAL-ysis and
scientifically determine if there is a general
time frame for the P-HOWER of PURE POSITIVE
PRAISE to EFFECTIVELY rehabiliate behavior
problems and mental illness in humans?

> it was that simple.

Well, NUTHIN'S THAT simple, Juanita.
Took The Amazing Puppy Wizard many
years of HARD WORK to overcome the
teachings of the folks who don't know
as much as HOWER esteemed self
heelp psychotherapy group.

> I got this idea from Jerry Howe, who
> might seem to be a "wild and crazy"
> character,

That's probably cause HE hasn't had HIS
PRAISE reciprocated by those from whom
HE has LEARNED MUCH.

> but his non-abusive way of handling dogs WORKS.

Of curse, HIS work has only been PROVEN
on dogs and other critters. The next step will
be on human subjects...

> Wonderfully.

Sometimes, technology in it's infancy
might encHOWENTER a set back,
like when FRAUDreck took off Maddy's
SHOCK COLLAR at the police department
DEMONstration, and SHE WOULDN'T WORK.

> Praise.

INDEED. The Amazing Puppy Wizard was
just fixin to HEAP PRAISES and PRAISES
on CANINE ACTION TRAINING in the local
media, for having been so dedicated to the
advancement of kindness in handling and
training dogs.

> It's that simple.

Well, it IS still in it's infancy, like SHOCK COLLARS.

> Juanita

But tracy KNEW all that pryor to your post, Juanita.

SEEMS The Amazing Puppy Wizard hadn't PRAISED
HER enough over the years she's been lurking and
benefiting from all the WIZEdom shared in HOWER
little community.

After all, this IS all abHOWET community.

Ain't it, DOG LOVERS .

> "Tracy Custer" <tracycus...@webtv.net> wrote in message
> news:22161-40F1A2AB-253@storefull-3117.bay.webtv.net...

> > Hi, all, I am an often lurker, sometimes poster,

INDEED. CuriHOWES ain't it, HOWE you've
had the same same same same PROBLEMS
for all these years, and Juanita has only been
studing BEHAVIORISM for a few weeks.

> > with a very sound sensitive foster dog.

Perhaps you shoulda been attending to
the posts of those reasonable respectful
posters from whom The Amazing Puppy
Wizard HAS LEARNED MUCH.

Wouldn't you agree, professor SCRUFF SHAKE?

> > I am looking for any suggestions on possible
> > ways to help this poor girl over her extreme
> > fear of noise, specifically fireworks, gunfire,
> > and thunder.

Oh? Have you got a weenie? Ask lying "I LOVE
KOEHLER" lynn or leah for their recipes for yummy
treats. Try puttin them into a kong toy or buster
cube, and THEN ask professor SCRUFF SHAKE
where to PUT IT, seein as he's the senior ANAL-
ytic behaviorIST, here abHOWETS.

You know tracy, fear of thunder may take
years of specialized trainin and psycho
pharmacuticals, like HOWER DOG LOVERS
have been needin to control their psychotic
breaks from reality and their disassociative
disorders.

HOWEDY Julie,

"Julie" <claydorkabl...@yahoo.com> wrote in message
news:212831.0407121635.42acaa61@posting.google.com...

> I was wondering if anybody knew why
> they can be so scared sometimes?

Seems noWON can know what another
is thinkin. HOWEver, if anyWON was to
know here abHOWETS it'd probably be
professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM
research at UofWI, marshall dermer or
his veterinary associate dr p, who often
read HOWER forums.

> I have a dog that is scared of everything.

Well ain't THAT a coincidence? So does
professor dermer! His little dog's anxi-
HOWESNESS behaviors manifests as
intestinal digestive / urinary tract symptoms
and furiHOWEs obsessive compulsive
masturbation on his C-HOWECH pillows.

> At first, we thought it was just thunderstorms..

Oh? You can CURE thunder storm phobias
NEARLY INSTANTLY using your FREE copy
of The Amazing Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual available
FOR FREE at http://www.doggydoright.com

> but now he won't go outside when
> it's dark or sometimes at all.

Right. Any behavior problem that's ignored
or repressed will only change to other, often
worse, seemingly non related behavior
problems as anxiety relief mechanisms and
trainsfer behaviors.

> Is this a common problem among the breed,

A dog is a dog.

> or do you think it's specific to my dog?

Fear of thunder is CAUSED by the dog's
CONTROLLER not being able to control
the environment as they control the dog.

ALL behavior problems are CAUSED BY
MISHANDLING. That doesn't mean you're
a BAD PERSON, just means that you need
to learn HOWE to handle and train your dog
withHOWET stress, say from offering and
withholding bribes, crating, scolding or
punishment of ANY kind, INCLUDING telling
your dog "NO!" or otherWIZE negatively
interacting with him.

Physiology Of Fear Of Thunder

Subject: Re: # She's scared of thunder -
Date: 2001-07-03 07:21:11 PST

Hello blackman,

<*.@dog-play.com> wrote in message
news:9hrh1f$6dc$2@nntp1.ba.best.com...

> On Tue, 03 Jul 2001 03:36:04 GMT ghost-sniper
<10-r...@deadcenter.com> whittled these words:

> > I aquired Brandy, my 1-1/2 year old Brittany
> > Spaniel 4 months ago. She has 2 problems.

> > 1) She is very afraid of thunder. When hearing
> > thunder she shakes uncontrollably, pants
> > continuously and paces frantically.

> > We are going into the rainy season here in
> > southwest Glorida.
> > When it thunders I hold her and tell her over and over
> > that she is a good girl and not to worry.

> You are praising her for being fearful and your
> behavior tells her she is right in being fearful.

Almost, blackman, but not as you see it.

You don't praise because you think it reinforces
the fear, but that's not what's wrong with praisiing
fearful situations. Your TIMING is what's wrong.

The praise must instantly follow the thunder and
continue for up to fifteen seconds. That means that if the
thunder is prolonged, you've got to start praising at it's
onset, and continue for some time after the last roll of
thunder. Could be thirty seconds or longer of praise to
override a clap of thunder in my neck of the woods.

Further complicating this posters' problem is that he's
holding the dog. The physical contact overrides the dogs'
ability to think of the praise.

That's why I always stress the need for instantaneous,
prolonged, non physical praise following a sound distraction.

If we condition the dog using a very quiet, non
threatening sound, when the thunder arrives
and we sound off with exuberant, prolonged,
non physical praise, the dog will, in just a few
repetitions, if you do the techniques properly,
become desensitized to the fear of thunder.

O.K.?

And don't tell me it won't work on some dogs
because if you follow the methodology taught
in my FREE Wits' End Dog Tranining Method
manual, you'll understand HOWE to use a variety
of reinforcers to collapse and override any behavior.
It's E-Z, blackman. You just gotta know HOWE.

> Turn it around.

Yeah?

> Use your behavior to tell her thunder is *fun*.

If you think of states of mind and the mechanics
of what's going on physiologically in the brain at
different levels of excitement, you'd see that the
stimulation level of fun activities is close to that
of fear of thunder.

Therefore, it will be easy to switch her from fear
to exuberant joy. HOWEver, that is substituting
an equally disturbing behavior.

Given a choice between relaxing and ignoring
the thunderclap or bouncing around like a
psychoclown, wouldn't you prefer the dog get
into being relaxed rather than excited?

> Have a party.

I just love parties.

> Turn up some music, play ball with her,
> play tug, do your aerobics, dance, laugh
> and giggle with every thunderclap, let it rain
> popcorn (or some other treats she can hunt
> for on the floor).

These are all good distractions, but the overstimulation
and physical contact of any tuging or play, and/or the act
of eating the popcorn will interrupt the dogs' ability to
"think through" the problem and the dog will have difficulty
to overcome it.

That's why I always stress instant, prolonged,
exuberant, non physical praise immediately
following a sound distraction. If you follow the
instructions to the letter, you'll be able to break
or install the reflexive nature of any habit or behavior.

> If she tries to cuddle to you stand up.

EXCELLENT point, blackman. You've been
reading my posts. Good.

> Tell her in a light tone "silly girl" and use a high
> pitched "wheeeee" with the thunder.

I'd play that down quite a bit. Just an exuberant
prolonged, non physical praise and continue it
intermittently for a period after the storm if you
think she's getting nervous some more.

> > 2) She jumps up at me and others when she
> > is excited, usually as soon as I come in the
> > house, even if I've only been gone 1/2 hour.

Use the distraction and praise techniques to
quickly break that jumping and The Puppy
Wizard's Surrogate Toy Separation Anxiety /
Bed Time Calming / Submissive Urination
Fear Of Thunder / Car Sickness Technique
to break her anxiHOWESNESS before it starts:

"Just Want To Second Jerry's Method For
Dealing With This (Destructive Separation
Anxiety). I've Suggested It To Quite A Few
Clients Now And It's Worked 'EVERY TIME
The Very First Time' - marilyn, Trainer, 33
Years Experience.

From: Chris Williams (k9ap...@webtv.net)
Subject: Re: Thank you Jerry Howe
Date: 2002-03-26 08:16:19 PST

Engrossing account, Anthony. Our best to Angel
and your family.

A friend, who socializes the kittens I've taken
from a feral cat colony, is using the DDR.

She reports far fewer panic problems than
she's had before.

============================

Chris Williams writes:

"The FREE Wits' End Dog Training Method manual
I do find valuable. Much of it I recognize as what
I've always done without thinking of it as "training".
New stuff, I've used. His anchoring technique erased
the last of Mac's fireworks trauma,"

And a other:

"Hoku Beltz" <h...@rsphawaii.com> wrote in message
news:SN2k9.45447$V7.10868114@twister.socal.rr.com...

Aloha Sunny,
Just follow the training program to the
letter, no matter how insignificant some
of the step seem to be and your pupy will
be a very well behaved dog in a few days.

I would seriously consider backing out of
the training classes as they will conflict
with the Wit's End principles.

I went the training route first, and still
had problems until I found Wits' End.

Now I have two "new and improved" dogs.
You won't be disappointed if you follow
the program.

Good luck,
Hoku

==================

From: Hoku Beltz
To: The Puppy Wizard
Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2002 6:12 PM
Subject: Mahalo

Aloha Jerry,

Just wanted to let you know that the surrogate toy
technique is working wonders. I have not had a
shredded sheet for over a week now. It is nice
to be able to leave the bed made and come home
to a made bed.

Your program is awesome, but you already know
that. Keep up the good work!

Hoku

==================

> Make sure both your coming and your going
> are low key - nothing special.

Ahem. Unless you wanted to use my Surrogate
Toy Separation Anxiety Technique, right? You
remember that don't you, blackman?

You remember professor lyingdoc dermer and
cindy mooreon making fun of my Surrogate Toy
technique? They had a ball trying to humiliate
me with that excellent technique till Marilyn wrote
in the following week that she'd felt real self
conscious giving it to a student of hers with a
very destructive separation anxiety dog.

Marilyn reported they were in tears of joy the
following week, because my method worked
the first time they tried it on their dog, and broke
the destructive separation anxiety and they were
so thrilled they weren't going to have to give up
their dog.

Certainly you remember that, don't you, blackman?

Ask dermer.

Seems strange as heel to me you didn't mention
my Separation Anxiety Surrogate Toy Technique,
eh blackman? Well no matter, I'm sure dermer or
mooreon would have offered this poster some
proven effective help...

> Don't greet her, don't call her.

Right. Go directly to the surrogate toy and give
it a big hullo. Make a big fuss over the toy, just
like you might have with the dog. Say "you've
been such a good toy today and I'm so proud
of you and yeah I missed you and I almost cried
but I didin't and now I'm back and we can relax
and I'm so pleased you had a good day while I
was gone" and IGNORE any damage.

And then we turn to our dog and say "and you've
been a good dog too and say hello being brief,
and continue about your business.

Use the sound distraction and praise techniques
if any jumping or out of control behavior continues.
Be sure not to stifle the dogs' behavior. If you insist
on perfect behavior from the start, you'll push the
dog too much too soon.

We'll address any damage using the sound
technique for behavior after they've been done.

Allowing an exuberant dog to continue jumping
in the air but not on you, for example, will wean
him from jumping on you and THEN you can
address the jumping in the air.

When we interrupt the jumping in the air, the
dog may choose another equally annoying
behavior, like spinning and barking. PRAISE
THAT! That's ok for our purposes!

We're breaking the dog ONLY of jumping in the air.
Once that's been dealt with, we can likewise interrupt
the spinning and barking, and so on, till ONLY PERFECT
BEHAVIOR is ALWAYS DEMONSTRATED.

That's the difference between my methods and
all the rest, blackman. My Wits' End Dog Training
Methods are effective and non confrontational.

We never need to say no to a dog. And we never
have behavior problems for more than it takes to
notice and condition the behavior as we desire.

> Practice your "leaving" routine and your coming
> home routine (e.g. pick up keys, jacket, whatever)
> and leave and return as if there were nothing special
> at all.

No "have you been a good girl?"

It's a good idea to desensitze the dog and interrupt
any signs of anxiety behavior. If the dog is allowed
to be anxious as you're doing the "leaving" routine,
you could make the problem worse. Just like allowing
a dog to cry in the crate, it causes incredible side
effects from stress.

> Just walk in and start reading the mail (or whatever).
> If you don't make a special deal of home coming,
> neither will she.

I'd be real insulted if my wife didn't search for
me when she comes in to greet me, even if it's
only been a few minutes.

> If she jumps on you keep walking until you get
> to a door, go through it, close the door behind
> you leaving her on the outside of it.

Brilliant, blackman absolutely brilliant.

You've completely outdone yourself.

Amazing. Totally amazing.

WELL, I just told you about that but in a somewhat
different context. Are you able to extrapolate on the
concept of NOT ALLOWING symptoms of anxiety
to contine even for a few moments???

That's a real serious problem you guys have trying
force control instead of trying to condition and shape
behaviors.

> Give it a few minutes then casually walk out again.

What about the dog scratching down the door?

HOWE are we gonna address THAT without
PUNISHING the dog, and FURTHERMOORE,
punishing the dog for a behavior which he will
not asociate with scratching at the door, but
he'll associate the punishment with his desire
for greeting you.

PROBLEMO, blackman.

See why I tell you to get the heel outta this forum?

You've got no damned business misleading people
here, blackman. Dog's live's depend on the information
coming outta here.

I've heard of dogs being destroyed or DYIN
because of uncontrollable fear of thunder,
and there's NO EXCUSE for it.

And now you know it, blackman.

> If she is calm just acknowledge her verbally - but calmly.

Leave sleeping dogs lie. If she's calm, just relax
and let it be. If you start interrupting her calm
thoughts to discuss playing at the park with her
buddy, she's NOT going to remain CALM.

> Give it a few minutes before giving her physical attention.

Like tug or popcorn or play.

> Coming home *isn't* special and your behavior
> needs to tell her so

It's always special at my house.

My dogs hear the car when my mate turns the
corner and I go to the door to greet her and she
ignores us and goes to the surroate toy and greets
it and then greets us. That is, unless I'm occupied
when she returns and then she greets the toy and
then hunts me down to greet me and then we all
say hullo and get down to what's ahead.

> - she doesn't get any kind of attention good or
> bad when she is out of control.

Perhaps you don't understand the problem with that?

It's not that you're giving attention to the behavior
that's the fault, it's your TIMING and the physical
distraction you create which focuses the dog on
the behavior, that is incorrect and contributes to
the problems.

> Diane Blackman

You've had serious separation anxiety probems
with your own dogs, you've day boarded them
becuse you can't leave them alone and one of
them had a five year history of uncontrollable
leash pulling. Your website recommends incorrect
and inappropriate advice on all matters.

I point out inaccurate information and you say
you don't know enough about it to edit the links
you give. Your response is that I lie about you.

Facts don't lie blackman.

> Play is necessary to the fullest development
> of any intelligent being.

We ain't playing here, blackman. Dog's live's
depend on the information coming outta here.

Can you think of any other solutions to fear
of thunder, blackman?

I'll bet we could if we tried really really hard,
don't you think blackman? Maybe marquis
de "read koehler for content" shaw and dw
or your pal lying"I LOVE KOEHLER"lynn or
freaky frantik fraud die or professor dermer
will have some new ideas about fear of thunder
and hyperactivity and car sickness and excessive
barking and chewing and digging and gunshyness
fence jumping and aggression and kat scratching
and spraying?

I'll bet they know lots about those subjects. Let's ask them?

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHAHA­HHAAA!!!

The Amazing Puppy Wizard has IDENTIFIED
EXXXPOSED and DISCREDITED you and your
Gang Of Lying Dog Abusing Punk Thug Cowards
and ACTIVE LONG TERM INCURABLE MENTAL
CASES.

lyinglynn writes to a new foster care giver:
For barking in the crate - leave the leash on and
pass it through the crate door. Attach a line to it.
When he barks, use the line for a correction.

if necessary, go to a citronella bark collar.

Lynn K.

=================

REMEMBER, as lying lois e SEZ, 'twern't long
ago we was lockin my aunti in a closet cause
she was simple."

The Amazing Puppy Wizard SEZ "In the
problem animal behavior business FAILURE
MEANS DEATH."

Mrs. Altman is the wife of a practicing psychiatrist
who has studied with The Puppy Wizard and endorses
HIS methods:

Subj: Fear of Thunder
Date: 6/29/02 6:07:13 PM Eastern Daylight Time
From: Jraltman
To: Witsenddog

Dear Jerry,

I hope you'll be able to post this message so more
people who are at their wit's end will be able to help
their dogs.

To review:

Our puppy was uncomfortable during thunder storms.
At the beginning of the problem, she paced restlessly
from room to room. She couldn't settle and sleep.

>From there the problem grew. She would run to the far
southeast corner of the house (which makes sense
because most storms here come from the northwest)
and she'd cower in the corner of the couch and shake.

!st attempt to help her:

I'd pick her up, brush and massage her (call me a nut -
I've sung to her when I've done her daily brushing since
she was tiny so of course I sang too) and when she
relaxed, I'd put her in her crate. She then slept and I
thought the problem was solved.

Traumatic event:

We were out in the park playing with one of her doggy
friends when it began to rain. On the way home, there
was the loudest, longest, thunder clap I've ever heard.

>From that day on, the problem got worse and worse.
I couldn't calm her with singing and massage. The fear
spread. She wouldn't go out if it was raining. No thunder,
just gently summer rain, and she wouldn't go out.

The solution:

I surfed the net and came across a free manual Wit's
End Dog Training Method and a product called Doggy
Do Right that seemed better than anything else I came
across.

A phone call to Jerry Howe, author of the manual and
Director of Research, Biosound Scientific, convince me
to try both the manual and the product.

Problem solved:

I followed Jerry's suggestions (more phone calls - he is
most generous with his time and advice). The first two
thunder storms my puppy was restless but not running
around in a blind panic.

The third storm, she barked her deep, stranger danger
bark after each clap of thunder. The fourth storm, she
seemed uneasy at first. Soon she was asleep at my
feet and she napped through the rest of the storm.

A miracle. I am endlessly grateful to Jerry
for his manual and his machine.

A word about Doggy Do Right. It is odd to buy a
machine that emits a sound I cannot hear. I took
the chance because Jerry offered a full refund
including shipping.

Though I heard nothing, my puppy clearly did. When
I first turned on the machine, she got the cutest, most
quizzical look on her face. She looked at me as if to
say: "What's that? I never heard that before."

She looks at the machine when it is on. She rests on the floor
beneath it. It is obvious from her behavior that she is aware
of its cycles.

Amazing.

Thank you Jerry.

=============

"Leprechaun" <Leprech...@attglobal.net> wrote in message
news:m01Hc.20882$uK.16329@twister.tampabay.rr.com...

> >Jerry believes he's a dog trainer.

> Fortunately, I happen to believe he is too.
> I took a rescued three year old beagle that
> had been kept outside all of its life that didn't
> even recognize or respond to its name to
> Jerry's home (That ugly cinder block shack???
> get real) and in just over one hour of working
> with the dog, he was coming on command
> (not a quickly as he does now, but still...) and
> walking with us on a loose lead.

> His "hot/cold" exercise and "come when called"
> command and pack exercise WORK!

> > and in all likelihood he's never even been near a dog.

> Well, he's been near mine, and done wonders for him.

> You don't have to like him. You don't have
> to agree with his methods, but as far as I
> am concerned, I've never seen any other
> training approach that was as fast and easy.

> <<<< Rest of original post deleted >>>>

> Ron Flanagan
> Orlando, Florida

-----------------------

From: <Juanita>
To: <ThePuppyWiz...@EarthLink.Net>
Sent: Sunday, July 11, 2004 5:38 PM
Subject: Re: Heeling Pattern Exercise & Fear of Loud Noises

> Hi Jerry,

HOWEDY Juanita,

> Thought you might like an update.

It's always nice to hear from my students.

> Guess I should turn Harri, at least, out in
> the pasture before trying any exercises!
> She seems to consider it a fine time for
> bathroom behaviors.

That's EITHER anxiHOWESNESS or MALINGERING.

> Who would think so much poop can come
> from one dog in such a short time!? <g>

That's an old trick, Juanita. Your dog is probably
just malingering, but it MAY be nerves.

> What I really wanted to share with you, tho,
> is Namie's progress with fear of thunder.

Oh? We got a bonus?

> Even before I got your last email saying to
> praise with each noise, I was doing that one
> night, to my husband's scornful amusement.

Yeah. People don't understand what we're doin.

> Guess I got that idea from when you said
> (in the manual, I think) wouldn't it be handy
> if you could know when such a sound would
> happen? For the noise distraction.

Right.

> Today, it was thundering again, but Namie
> seems unconcerned about it--didn't even
> raise his head up, much less the usual
> pacing/looking for a safe place/drooling/
> whimpering/coming to his human for comfort!

EXXXCELLENT!

> And, I *know* he has to have heard it, as
> he usually starts acting antsy well before
> WE can hear it.

Of curse!

> I took them both out to the pasture, the back
> way, so I would not have to carry Namie up
> stairs--Harri on lead but Namie free--and on
> the way back he was ranging a ways away.

> I didn't even have to call him, just told him
> he's a good boy, and he came right to me.

Of curse!

> I think installing come with him will be
> much easier than with Harri.

At most it would take 4 HOWERS of
15 minute sessions to install a 100%
reliable come command.

> So, we are still a work in progress-

Perhaps with a little more practice you'll
get the come technique down pat.

> -if only I had more free time!

Just try not to use the come command until
it's thoroughly installed to avoid failure.

> And the weather was more cooperative.
> Oh, well, I do what I can . . .

S-HOWENDS like you're doin EXXXCELLENT!

> Thanks,

Thank you! I couldn't do it without your help!

> Juanita

Your Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >

> "Zack Pellers" <ZackPell...@GUESSWHERE.cc>
> wrote in message
> dlin...@towson.edu (Derek) wrote in news:
> 697700b8.0405202039.5c737...@p­osting.google.com:

Your dog needs to be retrained. Contact Mr. Jerry Howe.
Http://www.DoggyDoRight.com

You can start by downloading the free training
manual available on the site above. I used it on
my 4 year old Fila Brasileiro.

When I first brought him home from rescue, he
was similar to the way you decribed your dog.
After using Mr. Howe's training method, the dog
was cured within 72 hours.

-Jack

"Speech is a mirror of the soul: as a
man speaks,
so is he."
Publilius Syrus, First century B.C.,
Maxim 1073

"We are what we do."

From: Marshall Dermer (der...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu)
Subject: Re: Jerry's Dog Training Manual
Date: 2001-07-12 06:49:13 PST

>Paul B wrote:
>> While the concept of shake cans is not new,
>> I haven't read any other advice that says to
>> praise immediately regardless of what the dog
>> does next (the common advice is to praise once
>> the dog is doing a desired behaviour or at least
>> stopped the unwanted behaviour), this is unique
>> to Jerry (and Marilyn) and from my own experiences
>> is an important part of the process.

And how do we know this aspect of his advice is right?

Jerry is not God and his manual is not the Bible.

His advice could be subject to an empirical analysis.

--Marshall

=================

"Marshall Dermer" <der...@alpha1.csd.uwm.edu>
wrote in message news:9ihtee$7ib$1@uwm.edu...

From: Paul B (NOSPAMpand...@zfree.co.nz)
Subject: Re: Jerry's Dog Training Manual
Date: 2001-07-12 00:13:28 PST

Hello Marshall,

The way I view it from my observation of how
my dogs react is that the distraction interrupts
the dogs thought, not for good or bad, just
interrupts, the dog is therefore distracted for
a second and then will either continue the
behaviour or do something else.

The praise reassures the dog that the sound
distraction is not a threat or punishment,
however if everytime the dog resumes a
particular behaviour it's distracted immediately
(and praised immediately for reassurance) then
it quickly decides this behaviour is not fulfilling
and it ceases.

A dog will offer another behaviour in it's place
and if that is acceptable to us then we let it be
otherwise the distraction continues until a suitable
alternate behaviour is offered.

One example, Sam used to jump up on me
when I arrived home, I would shake can to
distract him right at the moment he was
about to jump up, after about 4 repetitions
he tried sitting and offering me his paw, of
course this was fine so I let it be.

While the concept of shake cans is not new,
I haven't read any other advice that says to
praise immediately regardless of what the
dog does next (the common advice is to
praise once the dog is doing a desired
behaviour or at least stopped the unwanted
behaviour), this is unique to Jerry (and Marilyn)
and from my own experiences is an important
part of the process.

> Thanks Paul! He does recommend praising
> a dog for barking, but he appears to recognize
> that this may not work and so distraction
> is recommended as a back up procedure:

"Estel J. Hines" <ejhi...@comcast.net> wrote in message
news:w86dna9lBfNZgbTdRVn-hA@comcast.com...

Until i read the Jerry method of Bark reduction,
it went something like this with our 11 month old
puppy "Yoshi"

Yoshi: Bark, bark,

us: HUSH Youshi

Yoshi Bark, bark......................

us: Hush Youshi

Yoshi BARK, BARK, BARK, ..............................­...

it stopped when Yoshi got tired barking

We decided to try the Jerry method:

Yoshi: BARK, BARK

US: GOOD Yoshi, Good Boy, who is it?

Yoshi Bark, Bark

US: It's ok, good boy Yoshi, We know them

Yosh without fail, now stops after we say that

I must say, it is so much more fun, when we
can praise him, to deal with things like this

Thanks Jerry

ps: We are just starting to go thru the Jerry
Papers, and learn how to live with our son
"Yoshi", whom we love very much. --

Best Regards,
Estel J. Hines

==============

> There really is NOTHING new about the advice above!

Nuthin EXXXCEPT HOWE IT'S DONE.

"Ned" <komod...@rogers.com> wrote in message
news:fQIg9.25850$561.25365@news02.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com...

Hi !
Our black lab girl is 3 months old (she will be 4 months
on the 30th).

When we first brought her home she had a bad habit
of trying to nip our faces (including my 3 year old twins)
during playtime. It drove everyone in the house nuts
and it brought my little girls to tears as you can imagine.

We tried saying no, and that would just get her even
more excited, so we would yell no and that would just
get her "scared" but still excited. In short it just wasn't
working.

So we finally did what Jerry has suggested to you.
We used a sound do distract her and we would
immediately praise her.

I have to say that it worked great. BUT she then
moved on to nipping at the feet LOL silly little thing.

So again, we tried no, and then louder no, but again
it didn't work so we went for the distraction and praise.
I must say that she is doing great!

I hope that helps.
Edyta aka Ned

===================

Sent: Thursday, June 26, 2003 9:06 AM

Hello.

I never posted here (or anywhere) before.
I never trained or owned a dog before this
year.

I downloaded the Wit's End, read it, corresponded
with Mr. Howe and trained my dog to come and to
stop barking in a weekend.

Our dog, Jake, had been treated with kindness the
whole time we had him, about 10 months, but his
earlier life is unknown.

I worked on the hot-cold exercise for about 30
minutes when he suddenly "got it". After that
he came to me every time with no hesitation.

I used the cans filled with pennies to teach him
not to bark. If he now starts to bark, I go to the
door or window, say "Good Boy, its' alright" and
he usually calms down right away.

A couple of times I had to get the cans
out again to reinforce the behavior.

We feel a strong bond with this animal
and he is very eager to accept our love.

So with all the vitriolic spewing going on,
I have to believe Mr. Howe is right.

His method worked for us.

I don't know if it would have been quite
as effective if we had tried another method first.

Florence
------------------------------­------

From: "nicole" <To: "Jerald D. Howe">
Sent: Tuesday, June 24, 2003 10:46 AM
Subject: Off to a good start!

Hi Jerald, Just wanted to tell you we read
your manual and have started working with
the dogs...

"Chloe" (the one we adopted--a. k. a.
"The Destroyer") has already shown
great improvement! (In Just 1 DAY!)

She responds even better than our other
(better-behaved) dog "Poe".

We tried out the surrogate toy technique, and
not a thing was touched when we got back!

We were both surprised because Chloe isn't
that interested in toys and was still very uptight
about us reaching for the door... anyway, it
seemed to work.

We both work all day today so we'll see
how that goes... Regardless, we will be
cool as cukes when we get home! ;)

I'm just so thankful we might have a chance
to get through to her! We're very excited about
her progress thus far...

Thank You!

Nicole, Michael, Poe and especially Chloe!

______________________________­____

professor SCRUFF SHAKE dermer contiues:

> Sound distraction may be understood in
> terms of the more general behavior analytic
> approach as follows.

> The distracting stimulus

Like a SCRUFF SHAKE, professor?

>evokes a behavior that is incompatible with barking.

You mean like SCREAMING "NO!" into ITS face
for 5 seconds?

> The dog engages in some other behavior

NO, professor SCRUFF SHAKE.

THAT AIN'T HOWE IT WORKS.

> and then is reinforced (if praise functions as a
> reinforcer).

NO, professor. You don't UNDERSTAND the METHOD.

> --Marshal

ANAL-yize THIS, professor SCRUFF SHAKE:

Here's professor of ANAL-ytic behaviorISM research
at UofWI marshall "SCRUFF SHAKE and SCREAM
"NO!" into ITS face for five seconds and lock IT in a
box for ten minutes contemplation" dermer:

"At this point, "No" does not have any behavioral function.
But, if you say "No,"pick up the puppy by its neck and
shake it a bit, and the frequency of the biting decreases
then you will have achieved too things.

First, the frequency of unwanted chewing has decreased;
and two, you have established "No" as a conditioned punisher.

How much neck pulling and shaking? Just the
minimum necessary to decrease the unwanted
biting.

******IS THAT A CONSISTENT 5 SECONDS?*******

When our dog was a puppy, "No" came before mild
forms of punishment (I would hold my dog's mouth
closed for a few seconds.) whereas "Bad Dog" came
before stronger punishement (the kind discussed above).

"No" is usually sufficient but sometimes I use "Bad Dog"
to stop a behavior. "Bad Dog" ALWAYS works."

That's HOWE COME your dog has OCD behaviors
and is deathly ill from The Puppy Wizard's SYNDROME.

And The Amazing Puppy Wizard SEZ you
can't post here abHOWETS noMOORE
cause you're a liar and a dog abuser and
a coward and a MENTAL CASE.

Here's HOWE The Amazing Puppy Wizard teaches
HIS FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual Students to train their critters NEARLY
INSTANTLY.

New Law Of Physics

HOWEDY People,

"The amount of misery and difficulty a dog abuser
has from their dogs is directly proportionate to the
number of times they've WARNED people to KILLFILE
Jerry and not study your FREE copy of The Puppy
Wizard's FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method
Manual..."

"The Methods, Principles, And Philosophy Of
Behavior Never Change, Or They'd Not Be
Scientific And Would Not Obtain Consistent,
Reliable, Fast, Effective Results For All Handler's
And All Dogs, NEARLY INSTANTLY, As Taught
In Your FREE Copy Of The Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual."

The Puppy Wizard. <{} ; ~ ) >

Here's Disciple Paulie:

Disciple Paulie Sez: "No One Understands
How Wits End Training Really Works, They
Assume It's All Nicey Nicey And don't Realise
It's A Very Disciplined Method That Deals With
Any Situation And The Foundation Is Built On
Trust And Understanding."

Disciple Paulie Writes:

I've never forced my dogs to do anything, I tell
them they are good dogs and they seem to
follow me, once I told them they were bad dogs
and they ran away from me, now I only ever tell
them they are good dogs and they always are, always.

Trust your dog, ask it to do your request and say
"good dog" sincerely at the end of the request and
I bet you'll find your dog thinking then responding
everytime.

A bit of respect works wonders, the same rule applies
to every aspect of the relationship with your dog.

Obedience and affection are not related, if they were
everyone would have obedient dogs.

Paul.

========================

Here's a couple of The Puppy Wizard's FREE
WWW Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual
Students tellin you HOWE they done it EZ GENTLY
NEARLY INSTANTLY and FOR FREE:

"The Puppy Wizard" <ThePuppyWiz...@earthlink.net>
schreef inbericht
news:DLpzb.2640$Qd6.1560@newsread1.news.atl.earthlink.net...

> You'll get ALL the INFORMATION you need in your
> FREE copy of The Puppy Wizard's FREE WWW
> Wits' End Dog Training Method Manual. You'll be
> taught some general exercises to calm and relax
> your dog and give him the direct attention he
> NEEDS in only a few minutes every other day, and
> you'll learn HOWE to use distraction and praise to
> EXXXTINGUISH the HABITUAL aspect of this DIS-
> EASE.

My dog (a 1 year old Yellow Lab) was biting his tail
at the root (Vet said his anal gland was blocked, and
was causing an itch).

After squeezing it, he still wouldn't stop biting his
tail. The vet advised a neck-funnel (don't know wat
you US-guy's call those) so he couldn't reach his butt.

I hate those things, i think they will drive a dog nuts.

I tried the wits end method. (difficult to read such a long
textfile if English is not your native language) Luckily this
is without all the "HOWE's" etc.so at least it's readable for
somebody like me.

The minute he started to bite i trew my key's
next to him on the floor, and praised him (he
stopped biting and looked up when he heard
the sound) I did this 7 times,

after that the tailbiting completely stopped.
Just give the wits end method a try.

One of the possible downloadlocations
is http://www.doggydoright.com/id­3.html

Hennie van Dalen
www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11

----------------------------

"Paul B" <a...@clear.net.nz> schreef in bericht
news:3ff50d83@clear.net.nz...

> Both my dogs at some stage have licked a spot
> somewhere on their bodies and I have always
> managed to train them to stop. In all cases there
> was nothing wrong that licking would have helped
> (Roz has had cut pads, stitches in her belly and
> skin itrritations, all tempting her to lick), none of their
> licking has been due to any allergies

>. When I see the dog licking more than normal I
> look at the spot to see whats there and decide if
> a vet appointment is needed or to wait and see,
> keeping a close eye.

>To stop the licking I distract the dog and give it
> some friendly banter, when it starts licking again
> I repeat, usually after about 4 times the dog stops,
> for the moment at least, if it starts again then repeat,
> before long the dog has no more desire to lick that
> spot at all.

The same thing worked with my lab licking/chewing
problem too. He had an itch due to blocked anal glands
and started chewing and licking his tail at the root.

After the glands were squeezed, and the itch was
gone he still wouldn't stop. (because the place he
chewed raw was itching)

After some training (roughly the same methode as
yours) he stopped.
--
Hennie van Dalen
www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11
www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11/fo­tografie/doggy-pictures/

------------------------------­--------

"Hennie van Dalen" <h.vandalen11***removethis...@­chello.nl>
wrote in message news:TlsCb.2895$7U1.7896@amstwist00...

RTFM is age-old computer lingo.... It stands for "Read The F***ing
Manual" ;-) I used the manual and it works very good!

But it is a long text to read (76 pages printed on
A4-size paper) My lab is 1year old now, and teaching
him something new takes about 30minutes
(depending on what to teach offcourse)

My other dog (a 7year old staffordshire terrier-mix) is a bit
slower in learning, but he is used to me calling him a "bad
dog"whenever he did something i didn't want him to do, or
it might be the age.

Sometimes it looks like Sam (the lab) WANTS to learn
something new: he wants me to bring along the can
filled with washers whenever we go for a walk. It is a
very "humane" way of teaching: the dog is allways a
"good dog", and never a "bad dog"

There is nu punishment or prong-collars involved.

For a fact i tought him to heel in 15min's without
beeing on a leach at-all !!! When he spotted a dog,
he used to run towards it, but now i tought him to "ask
permission" first, and to my surprise it worked!

My dogs never went to puppy-training (lucky for them),
maybe this helped too.

Manual can be found at http://www.doggydoright.com/id­3.html

-- Hennie van Dalen www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11
www.chello.nl/~h.vandalen11/fo­tografie/doggy-pictures/

From: Hoku Beltz
To: The Puppy Wizard
Sent: Thursday, September 26, 2002 6:12 PM
Subject: Mahalo

Aloha Jerry,

Just wanted to let you know that the surrogate toy
technique is working wonders. I have not had a
shredded sheet for over a week now. It is nice
to be able to leave the bed made and come home
to a made bed.

Your program is awesome, but you already know
that. Keep up the good work!

Hoku

==================

"Hoku Beltz" <h...@rsphawaii.com> wrote in message
news:SN2k9.45447$V7.10868114@twister.socal.rr.com...

Aloha Sunny,
Just follow the training program to the letter, no matter how
insignificant some of the step seem to be and your pupy will
be a very well behaved dog in a few days.

I would seriously consider backing out of the training classes
as they will conflict with the Wit's End principles.

I went the training route first, and still had problems until I
found Wits' End. Now I have two "new and improved" dogs.
You won't be dissapointed if you follow the program.

Good luck,
Hoku

==================

Hi, Jerry.

I'm not sure that I'm a 100% convert, or that I agree
with (or even understand) 100% of what you say in this
manual ... BUT ... we had "come" down pat in a few
reps and you could have knocked me down when I tried
the exercise with "drop" and, after a few reps in
different spots Darwin practically *threw* the rubber
ball at my feet on command. He's still not perfect
(just a pup, after all, and he's stubborn enough to
want to push and test me a little bit more).

For what it's worth, I can see (as no doubt you have)
how your usenet manner is likely to rankle a few
folks, but that woman who advocates ear pulling and
beating with sticks deserves everything she gets. Even
if that was the only method that would work, I'd live
with my dog not fetching rather than do any of that.
(Darwin fetches enthusiastically and instinctively,
tho').

Best, ben

===================

Dave Cohen <coh...@total.net writes:
Re: Barking Deterrants Needed...

Hi. Please understand that I do not know Jerry and have
spoken with him briefly once by email.

I have no stake or interest in the success of his
business. I simply want to thank him publicly for one
of his tips, with regards to separation anxiety.

I thought it seemed far fetched to praise a stuffed
animal and then say good bye to my own dog, but
I am usually a very open minded person, so I tried it.
Well, lo and behold- the damn trick worked!

I think Jerry has some intriguing techniques, and
personally I think everyone who constantly criticizes
him is not understanding his logic. Thank you Jerry!

===================

Jeremy writes:

"A customer recently purchased a Shiba Inu and I suspect
she may be in for a wild ride. This is a breed that I suspect
may respond particularly well to mutual respect style training.

The alpha complex (as I now call it) is likely to
really provoke the dog's naturally competitive nature.

Thanks 1000 times for opening my eyes and don't let
t* @$$#&% get you down. I can't be the only person
that sees the sense in your methods. I'm in Windsor,
Ontario, Canada and pass your info to anyone it might
help"

Thanks, Jeremy.

================

"Ted Rumple" <rumplem...@kalbar.net> wrote in message
news:30aa784b.0309290208.135e9ab1@posting.google.com...

Jerry, I am forever in your debt. The system you have
created for training dogs is absolutely amazing!

I can't wait until the new version is available for human
children!

Thank you for your service to humanity!

From: Paul B (NOSPAMpand...@zfree.co.nz)
Subject: Re: Get off the bed... please?
Date: 2001-07-03 03:05:59 PST

A bit of respect works wonders, the same rule applies to
every aspect of the relationship with your dog.

Paul.

========================

The Jewish text _Darchei Shalom_
(Path of Peace) offers this advice for
coexistance.

1. Address issues, not people.

2. Check sources. Statements about the beliefs,
behaviors, and quotations of another group should
always be verified with members of that group for
accuracy, context, and intent.

3. Avoid stereotyping and sweeping generalities,
such as defining a whole group's behavior by the
behavior of some.

4. Avoid words of incitement. Language meant
merely to mock, divide, and insult should *never*
be used.

Are we havin FUN yet?

The Puppy Wizard. <TPW{}; ~ } >


Sean Monaghan
2005-04-28 13:31:54 EST
T*d@Mail.Com wrote:

> BWEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAA!!!
>
> The Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY
> INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
> Method Manual Students ALL OVER The Whole Wild World
> REPORT CURING fear of thunder NEARLY INSTANTLY <{); ~ ) >

Hello there, Master Howe. The OP would like to know what happened to
your website. Got nuked - did it?

--

Sean Monaghan
http://www.Kookology.info
Winner of the Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S Award
To e-mail me, change the zeros (00) to letters (oo) in my addy.


Sean Monaghan
2005-04-28 13:36:15 EST
Lionel wrote:

> On Thu, 28 Apr 2005 15:39:26 -0000, in
> <11720televkre6@corp.supernews.com>, LadyT
> <beenswindled@notbyyou.invalid> said:
>
> > Ladies and Gents of AUK:
> >
> > I'd like to offer a nomination of Jerry Howe (better known as the
> > Puppy Wizard) for the Victor von Frankenstein Weird Science Award.
> > Mr. Howe is a Florida dog trainer. He invented a magic black box
> > called the "Doggy Do Right", described in this quote:
> >
> > -BEGIN-
> > doggiedoright -a little black box solves all dogs annoying habits -
> > new scientific device works like magic. doggy do right (and kitty
> > will too) gently breaks barking, howling, digging, whining,
> > chewing, hyperactivity, separation anxiety, any compulsive or
> > obsessive behaviors, even carsickness and fear of thunder!
> > -END-
> >
> > Quote taken from URL http://allppcsearch.com/animal_pet.htm
> >
> > That page also contains a link to Jerry's commercial website, which
> > used to accept credit card orders for this magical dog training
> > device. Unfortunately, the site was recently taken down. (Jerry if
> > you're reading this, would you please explain what happened to your
> > website, and if the black box is still for sale??)
> >
> > Here's the link to Jerry's website, just in case it goes back up
> > http://www.doggydoright.com/
> >
> > Someone describing Jerry's magic box http://tinyurl.com/bs9gg
> >
> > A typical Jerry Howe post http://tinyurl.com/933gh
> >
> > Jerry is the winner of one previous AUK award. He has a very long
> > history of posting to various groups in the rec.pets.* hierarchy.
> > Please accept this nomination. Due to xpost filters on Supernews, I
> > cannot crosspost this nomination to Jerry's favorite newsgroups
> > (rec.pets.dogs.behavior, rec.pets.dogs.health, alt.animals.dog,
> > alt.med.veterinary) so go ahead and add them if you like.
>
> Done, & seconded. I've run into the Puppy Fucker a few times, & can
> confirm that he's just as nuts as you've claimed.

Jerry "Puppy Wizard" Howe certainly gets around, doesn't he?

--

Sean Monaghan
http://www.Kookology.info
Winner of the Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S Award
To e-mail me, change the zeros (00) to letters (oo) in my addy.


Sean Monaghan
2005-04-28 13:48:04 EST
LadyT wrote:

[...]

> Jerry is the winner of one previous AUK award.

Goofy Azzed Baboon, May 2003

[...]

> Please accept this nomination. Due to xpost filters on Supernews, I
> cannot crosspost this nomination to Jerry's favorite newsgroups
> (rec.pets.dogs.behavior, rec.pets.dogs.health, alt.animals.dog,
> alt.med.veterinary) so go ahead and add them if you like.

If you would like to join the thread without needing to sneck groups,
sign up for a free account with Dimitri -

http://www.x-privat.org

Be warned - Dimitri's TOS policy is tissue-thin.

--

Sean Monaghan
http://www.Kookology.info
Winner of the Pierre Salinger Memorial HL&S Award
To e-mail me, change the zeros (00) to letters (oo) in my addy.


Art Deco
2005-04-28 14:05:34 EST
<*d@Mail.Com> wrote:

> Kansas State University Dr. Kari Wallentine CANNOT CURE Fear Of
> Thunder, Teaches Us HOWE COME DOGS GET PHOBIAS Like HOWE HER OWN DOG

[flush]

Looks like puppywiz has been hitting the screed.

--
Official Associate AFA-B Vote Rustler

<http://www.insurgent.org/~kook-faq/alexa/socks.html>
<http://www.petitmorte.net/cujo/kazoo/kazoo.html>

Ross
2005-04-28 14:10:36 EST
Sean Monaghan pulled a bright blue crayon out of the box and scribbled this
in news:xn0e1jf3e44vur300g@kookology.info:

> TheAmazingPuppyWizard@Mail.Com wrote:
>
>> BWEEEEEEEEEEAAHAHAHAHHAHHAAAAA!!!
>>
>> The Amazing Puppy Wizard's 100% CONSISTENTLY NEARLY
>> INSTANTLY SUCCESSFUL FREE WWW Wits' End Dog Training
>> Method Manual Students ALL OVER The Whole Wild World
>> REPORT CURING fear of thunder NEARLY INSTANTLY <{); ~ ) >
>
> Hello there, Master Howe. The OP would like to know what happened to
> your website. Got nuked - did it?

Typical Puppy Wizard. Long rambling posts with his kooky spelling and he
will, most likely, ignore you; except, perhaps, to call you psychotic or a
murderer or something equally silly.

R.

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