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Hägar
2013-06-22 13:21:25 EST
HVAC gets discharged from the Army after his tour in Nam.
Looking for a job, someone suggests the Post Office ... a
cushy job, not mentally taxing and lots of tax payer
sponsored bennies.
So he goes to the Post Office to apply for a job. The
interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."

"Ok, have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Nam, killing gooks, for one tour."

The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"

HVAC says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and blew off
both my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got
enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours
are from 8 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. You can start tomorrow at
10 a.m., and plan on starting at 10 a.m. every day."

HVAC is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from
8 a.m. to 4 p.m., why don't you want me here until 10 a.m.?"

"This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the
first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and
scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that."


HVAC
2013-06-22 14:19:08 EST
On 6/22/2013 1:21 PM, Hägar wrote:
> HVAC gets discharged from the Army after his tour in Nam. Looking for a
> job, someone suggests the Post Office ... a cushy job, not mentally
> taxing and lots of tax payer sponsored bennies. So he goes to the Post
> Office to apply for a job. The
> interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
> He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
>
> "Ok, have you ever been in the military service?"
>
> "Yes," he says, "I was in Nam, killing gooks, for one tour."
>
> The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
> employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
>
> HVAC says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and blew off
> both my testicles."
>
> The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points
> for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours
> are from 8 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10 a.m., and plan
> on starting at 10 a.m. every day."
>
> HVAC is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m.,
> why don't you want me here until 10 a.m.?"
>
> "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two
> hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No
> point in you coming in for that."


I categorically deny currently working for any known government agency
or organization.



--
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Hägar
2013-06-22 14:39:38 EST


"HVAC" wrote in message news:kq4ph5$vr9$1@dont-email.me...

On 6/22/2013 1:21 PM, Hägar wrote:
> HVAC gets discharged from the Army after his tour in Nam. Looking for a
> job, someone suggests the Post Office ... a cushy job, not mentally
> taxing and lots of tax payer sponsored bennies. So he goes to the Post
> Office to apply for a job. The
> interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"
> He replies, "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
>
> "Ok, have you ever been in the military service?"
>
> "Yes," he says, "I was in Nam, killing gooks, for one tour."
>
> The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward
> employment." Then he asks, "Are you disabled in any way?"
>
> HVAC says, "Yes. A bomb exploded near me and blew off
> both my testicles."
>
> The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay. You've got enough points
> for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours
> are from 8 a.m. to 4:00 p.m. You can start tomorrow at 10 a.m., and plan
> on starting at 10 a.m. every day."
>
> HVAC is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8 a.m. to 4 p.m.,
> why don't you want me here until 10 a.m.?"
>
> "This is a government job", the interviewer says. "For the first two
> hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No
> point in you coming in for that."


I categorically deny currently working for any known government agency
or organization.


*** With your IQ, that sounds about right ... but the Post Office, now that
is a different story ... they are presently 6 Billion buckeroos in the hole
because they hire mental midgets like yourself, who have a tear jerking
"combat fatigue" tale to tell.


HVAC
2013-06-22 14:52:59 EST
On 6/22/2013 2:39 PM, Hägar wrote:
> I categorically deny currently working for any known government agency
> or organization.


--
"OK you cunts, let's see what you can do now" -Hit Girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjO7kBqTFqo

Sir Gilligan Horry
2013-06-23 06:17:44 EST
On Sat, 22 Jun 2013 10:21:25 -0700, Hägar <hsahm@yahoo.com> wrote:

>HVAC gets...

To say...

"Horry!!! Get A Job!!!"



Sir Gilligan Horry says...


"Walk Around The Whole World.
Earth Walking Travel Adventure. Masahito Yoshida.

Hi, I am Sir Gilligan Horry also known as Jims Space Agency.
I was born in Australia, and moved to New Zealand from age 10.
I met my first Japanese friend at a Backpackers in Auckland at age 23.
He was also from Tottori, Japan.

Masahito Yoshida gave up his job in 2009 to walk around the whole
planet Earth.
Sir Gilligan Horry gave up his job in 1997 for full-time UFOs Aliens
Extraterrestrials Research often 18 hours a day 7 days a week.
I've read everything, listened to everyone on all levels of
intelligence.
I started FREE UFO VIDEOS seven years before YouTube.

The UFO Debunkers say to me...
"Oh, what would you know just researching for 15 years online?"
I say...
Information is information whether a person is in front of you
or the same information in a letter, email, blog, video, conference,
etc.
And books are OK!!! You should read all of the "Timothy Good" UFO
books!!!

And the UFO Debunkers shout at me "Get A Job!!!".
Well, standing in a Casino all day dealing cards
or giving chemotherapy and preventing good cancer cures, is not a job.
The best job is me finding good advanced intelligent people people
around the world
and supporting those good people for free. John E. Mack and Stephen
Bassett, for example.
And studying Ecology and the Milky Way Galaxy!!!
For Free Since 1997 Sir Gilligan Horry made 23 UFO Sites with no Ads,
11 UFO Forums, 125 UFO Videos, 60,000 Messages to UseNet, Invented
EARTH CARE DAY, 8 Yahoo UFO Groups, 5 Facebook Groups, Best UFO ET
Information at JIMS SPACE AGENCY, Studied most Art Bell MP3s, Kevin
Smith MP3s, Lou Gentile MP3s, Jerry Pippin MP3s, Jeff Rense MP3s,
Project Camelot MP3s, Benjamin Fulford MP3s & Videos. Studied
Astronomy, Supported UFO Disclosure, See PROJECT MOTHERSHIP for much
more !!!
The best information I ever found is called... "Decide Whether We
Should Show Up".

And I was often homeless riding my bicycle in head winds and rain for
50kms to pitch a tent.

And before that while learning the Japanese Language for seven years I
had many Japanese friends and it was the best part of my life.
And I also had the experience of living on a tiny island of Japan.
And I rode my bicycle around (Canton) Guangzhou, China for three
months.
I Love Walking too.
So I understand Masahito Yoshida.
We both experienced a Marathon and Danger.
So, I made this short video for Masahito Yoshida to thank him for
sharing his adventure.
Have a Great Day !!!


==========================================

KUCHING: Masahito Yoshida has the wanderlust.
It is so infectious that he has not seen his family during the three
years travelling the length and breadth of the globe by foot.
His only companions are a foldable hand-pulled cart carrying his
sleeping bag, tent, clothing, a handful of supplies, and a trusty
well-worn map of the world.
The map is falling apart where it has been folded and unfolded so many
times, but for strips of cellotape. Black marker lines denote where
his travels have led him.
His mother thinks he’s insane but Yoshida has no regrets. The only
thing he misses from his hometown located near Osaka, Japan is his
dog.
An engineer by training, Yoshida has always been a keen traveller and
had visited South East Asia before.

“I used to get around by bus and train but I felt dissatisfied as it
did not allow me to see much of the countries I visited,” the tanned
Yoshida told The Borneo Post yesterday.
“I prefer walking as it gives me the chance to see everything up close
and to meet people from all walks of life.”
His record for distance covered in a single day was 70km during the
summer. He averages 40km in winter. In South East Asia, he covers
about 50km a day, starting his journey as early as 5am to avoid the
fiery tropical sun.
He has no special dietary requirements, eating whatever he can find or
are offered to him.
Yoshida’s unique journey started in Shanghai, China on Jan 1, 2009.
He has walked thousands of kilometres through 22 countries in over
four continents.
It took him 580 days to cover the 16,000 km from China to Lisbon,
Portugal where he arrived in August 2010. From there, he flew to
Atlantic City, New Jersey, and up to Canada when he could not get a
long-stay visa in the United States.
Yoshida reached Canada on Nov 1, 2010 and worked in Toronto for six
months to avoid the cold winter months. After Canada, he flew to
Melbourne, Australia and headed up in Darwin by foot.
His South East Asian leg began with a journey through Indonesia before
making his way to Kuching.
As any intrepid traveller worth his salt, Yoshida has more than a
cartful of colourful stories to share about his journey.
Among them, he had severe frostbite in Bulgaria which led doctors
there to consider amputating parts of his fingers. Because of this
experience, he now avoids walking in winter.
In Russia, he was punched on the face by a shepherd for no apparent
reason.
In Ukraine, thieves took his gear but it was recovered by police.
In Ontario, Canada, as Yoshida was sleeping, a bear began to paw at
the side of the tent he was resting in. Realising that the bear had
probably caught the scent of a ring of sausages kept inside the tent,
he threw it out into the darkness and the bear left him alone after
that.
The most enjoyable experience he had was during his journey through
Kazakhstan.
“The scenery there is so beautiful and desolate. There is no house, no
farm, no one to be seen for miles around,” he recalled.
“The people I met there were very generous and warm-hearted. They
invited me to stay in their homes and gave me food and water.”
Crossing the Indonesia-Sarawak border on Saturday, Yoshida has walked
some 100 km from Serian to reach the Cat City on Monday.
Speaking a smattering of English, he sought out The Borneo Post as he
wanted to share the story of his adventures with as many people as he
could.
He’s enjoying his stay in Sarawak.
“The people here are friendly and the drivers very nice. Not like some
of the countries I’ve been to where heavy trailers just swerve within
inches of you,” he said.
Yoshida plans to stay in Kuching until end of the month before
resuming his walk to Miri then Brunei before completing the Borneo
tour in Kota Kinabalu, Sabah.
When asked what had inspired him to undertake such an adventure,
Yoshida replied that it was something he had always wanted to do.
Yoshida also travels with a camera and laptop to keep in
touch with his family via email as well as record his journey. He
uploads pictures from his travels onto his blog
http://alkinist.blog111.fc2.com/ which is in Japanese. Readers can
read an English translation of the page via Google Translate.
When he gets back to Japan, he’s thinking of publishing a book of
stories and pictures of his epic journey.
The Borneo Post asked him whether he would be able to go back to life
as an engineer after all this?
Yoshida smiled.
“Maybe I will go on another walk. We’ll see.”

===================================

China (8)
Xinjiang (3)
Kazak/Kyrgyz (6)
Russia (1)
Ukraine/Moldova (1)
Romania/Bulgaria (3)
Balkan Europe (2)
Western Europe (4)
USA (2)
Canada (7)

Walking 30kms - 70kms mostly everyday from 01/2009 to 06/2013.

===================================






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HVAC
2013-06-23 06:46:04 EST
On 6/23/2013 6:17 AM, Sir Gilligan Horry wrote:
>
> Hi, I am Sir Gilligan Horry also known as Jims Space Agency.
> I was born in Australia, and moved to New Zealand from age 10.
> I met my first Japanese friend at a Backpackers in Auckland at age 23.
> He was also from Tottori, Japan.


And.... What? This jap was the first guy that banged you in the butt?

Congratulations?


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