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HVAC
2013-05-27 20:51:45 EST
A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a
family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in
Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of
himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds
"But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


Lol


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Benj
2013-05-27 22:57:22 EST
On Mon, 27 May 2013 20:51:45 -0400, HVAC wrote:

> A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a
> family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in
> Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of
> himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
> that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds
> "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
>
>
> Lol

Great physics, astronomy, atheism and alien research, there HVAC.

Anymore scientific data to add to our knowledge?


Cujo DeSockpuppet
2013-05-27 23:03:47 EST
HVAC <harlowcampbell@gmail.com> wrote in
news:ko0uqv$c35$1@dont-email.me:

> A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to
> a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in
> Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of
> himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
> that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds
> "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."

You're going straight to (alleged) hell for that one.

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HVAC
2013-05-28 06:22:58 EST
On 5/27/2013 10:57 PM, benj wrote:
> On Mon, 27 May 2013 20:51:45 -0400, HVAC wrote:
>
>> A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a
>> family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in
>> Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of
>> himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
>> that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds
>> "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
>>
>>
>> Lol
>
> Great physics, astronomy, atheism and alien research, there HVAC.
>
> Anymore scientific data to add to our knowledge?


Lighten up, Francis.


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Hägar
2013-05-28 08:40:11 EST


"HVAC" wrote in message news:ko0uqv$c35$1@dont-email.me...

A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a
family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in
Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of
himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds
"But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."


Lol



*** Another knee-slapper from our resident doofus ...


Benj
2013-05-28 13:59:31 EST
On Tue, 28 May 2013 06:22:58 -0400, HVAC wrote:

> On 5/27/2013 10:57 PM, benj wrote:
>> On Mon, 27 May 2013 20:51:45 -0400, HVAC wrote:
>>
>>> A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to
>>> a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in
>>> Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of
>>> himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
>>> that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds
>>> "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
>>>
>>>
>>> Lol
>>
>> Great physics, astronomy, atheism and alien research, there HVAC.
>>
>> Anymore scientific data to add to our knowledge?
>
>
> Lighten up, Francis.

I'll never be as light on my feet as you, sweetie!


HVAC
2013-05-29 09:39:31 EST
On 5/28/2013 8:40 AM, Hägar wrote:
>
> "HVAC" wrote in message news:ko0uqv$c35$1@dont-email.me...
> A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a
> family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in
> Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of
> himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
> that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds
> "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
>
>
>
> *** Another knee-slapper from our resident doofus ...



Would you prefer more 'Hagar at the trailer park' jokes?


Not that there's anything WRONG with living in a trailer park.
After all, Jerry Springer has to get his guests SOMEWHERE.



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Hägar
2013-05-30 09:40:12 EST

"HVAC" <harlowcampbell@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:ko506g$bk4$1@dont-email.me...
> On 5/28/2013 8:40 AM, H\ufffdgar wrote:
>>
>> "HVAC" wrote in message news:ko0uqv$c35$1@dont-email.me...
>> A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a
>> family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in
>> Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of
>> himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
>> that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds
>> "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
>>
>>
>>
>> *** Another knee-slapper from our resident doofus ...
>
>
>
> Would you prefer more 'Hagar at the trailer park' jokes?
>
>
> Not that there's anything WRONG with living in a trailer park.
> After all, Jerry Springer has to get his guests SOMEWHERE.
>


At least it's a double-wide, with two (2) flush commodes and ...
gasp ... running water !!! after my next "earned income credit"
socialist tax break, I can actually afford a hot water heater ...
no more Mr. Stinky-Poo ...
I tried to post as much of it as I could in your native puerile lingo,
HardBlow.



Sir Gilligan Horry
2013-05-30 10:21:22 EST
On Thu, 30 May 2013 06:40:12 -0700, "Hägar" <hsahm@yahoo.com> wrote:

>
>"HVAC" <harlowcampbell@gmail.com> wrote in message
>news:ko506g$bk4$1@dont-email.me...
>> On 5/28/2013 8:40 AM, Hägar wrote:
>>>
>>> "HVAC" wrote in message news:ko0uqv$c35$1@dont-email.me...
>>> A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a
>>> family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in
>>> Spain; they name him "Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of
>>> himself to his mom. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband
>>> that she wishes she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds
>>> "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal."
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> *** Another knee-slapper from our resident doofus ...
>>
>>
>>
>> Would you prefer more 'Hagar at the trailer park' jokes?
>>
>>
>> Not that there's anything WRONG with living in a trailer park.
>> After all, Jerry Springer has to get his guests SOMEWHERE.
>>
>
>
>At least it's a double-wide, with two (2) flush commodes and ...
>gasp ... running water !!! after my next "earned income credit"
>socialist tax break, I can actually afford a hot water heater ...
>no more Mr. Stinky-Poo ...
>I tried to post as much of it as I could in your native puerile lingo,
>HardBlow.
>

2:14am ... I went out for a look at the stars...

... flipping below freezing out there tonight.

I love it.

I heated up some hot left over curry,
brought it into the garden and 5 minutes after it's like ice-cream.

I'm standing in the dark, loving life and the universe,
thinking, gee wizz there's probably a
Mothman to my left and an MIB to my right.

All I need now is a Reptilian with Cats Eyes!


LOL


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