The story below would not be possible without the efforts of that failed Math Teacher, Richard Travisano. The dumbing down of our youth is almost complete, thanks to efforts like his.

I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried.

Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math and the deterioration of its teachers since the 1960s:

1. Teaching Math In 1960s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?

2. Teaching Math In 1970s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3. Teaching Math In 1980s A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 Did he make a profit ? Yes or No

4. Teaching Math In 1990s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5. Teaching Math In 2000s

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok).

6. Teaching Math In 2010

Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?

ANSWER: His profit was $375,000 because his logging business is just a front for his pot farm.

We'reso proud of you, RT, or elCrappo or whatever else you call yourself.

Double-A

2012-09-18 15:05:08 EST

On Sep 18, 9:11 am, "Hägar" <hs...@yahoo.com> wrote: > The story below would not be possible without the efforts of that failed > Math Teacher, Richard Travisano. The dumbing down of our youth is almost > complete, thanks to efforts like his. > > I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 > and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and > gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while > looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to > tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. > While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried. > > Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math and the > deterioration of its teachers since the 1960s: > > 1. Teaching Math In 1960s > > A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 > of the price. What is his profit ? > > 2. Teaching Math In 1970s > > A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 > of the price, or $80. What is his profit? > > 3. Teaching Math In 1980s > A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 > Did he make a profit ? Yes or No > > 4. Teaching Math In 1990s > > A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 > and his profit is $20. Your assignment: > Underline the number 20. > > 5. Teaching Math In 2000s > > A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and > inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the > preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. > What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class > participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels > feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if > you feel like crying, it's ok). > > 6. Teaching Math In 2010 > > Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la > producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho? > > ANSWER: His profit was $375,000 because his logging business is just a front > for his pot farm. > > We'reso proud of you, RT, or elCrappo or whatever else you call yourself.

>On Sep 18, 9:11 am, "Hägar" <hs...@yahoo.com> wrote: >> The story below would not be possible without the efforts of that failed >> Math Teacher, Richard Travisano. The dumbing down of our youth is almost >> complete, thanks to efforts like his. >> >> I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 >> and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and >> gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while >> looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to >> tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. >> While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried. >> >> Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math and the >> deterioration of its teachers since the 1960s: >> >> 1. Teaching Math In 1960s >> >> A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 >> of the price. What is his profit ? >> >> 2. Teaching Math In 1970s >> >> A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 >> of the price, or $80. What is his profit? >> >> 3. Teaching Math In 1980s >> A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 >> Did he make a profit ? Yes or No >> >> 4. Teaching Math In 1990s >> >> A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 >> and his profit is $20. Your assignment: >> Underline the number 20. >> >> 5. Teaching Math In 2000s >> >> A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and >> inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the >> preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. >> What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class >> participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels >> feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if >> you feel like crying, it's ok). >> >> 6. Teaching Math In 2010 >> >> Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la >> producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho? >> >> ANSWER: His profit was $375,000 because his logging business is just a front >> for his pot farm. >> >> We'reso proud of you, RT, or elCrappo or whatever else you call yourself. > >Uno, dos, tres, ...

With only a small bit of bad luck, we *could* all be counting:

Eine, zwei, drei, ...

-- Indelibly yours, P* @ http://astronomy.painellsworth.net/ "People prefer belief/unbelief rather than to exercise skepticism."

The Patriot

2012-09-21 13:59:39 EST

"Painius" <starswirler@aol.com> wrote in message news:op7p58p3hhqvll1d3l3gm5v1oee2aoetjr@4ax.com... > On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 12:05:08 -0700 (PDT), Double-A > <double-a3@hush.com> wrote: > >>On Sep 18, 9:11 am, "H\ufffdgar" <hs...@yahoo.com> wrote: >>> The story below would not be possible without the >>> efforts of that failed >>> Math Teacher, Richard Travisano. The dumbing down >>> of our youth is almost >>> complete, thanks to efforts like his. >>> >>> I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The >>> counter girl took my $2 >>> and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 >>> cents from my pocket and >>> gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel >>> and 3 pennies, while >>> looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her >>> discomfort and tried to >>> tell her to just give me two quarters, but she >>> hailed the manager for help. >>> While he tried to explain the transaction to her, >>> she stood there and cried. >>> >>> Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in >>> teaching math and the >>> deterioration of its teachers since the 1960s: >>> >>> 1. Teaching Math In 1960s >>> >>> A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His >>> cost of production is 4/5 >>> of the price. What is his profit ? >>> >>> 2. Teaching Math In 1970s >>> >>> A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His >>> cost of production is 4/5 >>> of the price, or $80. What is his profit? >>> >>> 3. Teaching Math In 1980s >>> A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His >>> cost of production is $80 >>> Did he make a profit ? Yes or No >>> >>> 4. Teaching Math In 1990s >>> >>> A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His >>> cost of production is $80 >>> and his profit is $20. Your assignment: >>> Underline the number 20. >>> >>> 5. Teaching Math In 2000s >>> >>> A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is >>> selfish and >>> inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of >>> animals or the >>> preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he >>> can make a profit of $20. >>> What do you think of this way of making a living? >>> Topic for class >>> participation after answering the question: How did >>> the birds and squirrels >>> feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are >>> no wrong answers, and if >>> you feel like crying, it's ok). >>> >>> 6. Teaching Math In 2010 >>> >>> Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. >>> El costo de la >>> producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho? >>> >>> ANSWER: His profit was $375,000 because his logging >>> business is just a front >>> for his pot farm. >>> >>> We'reso proud of you, RT, or elCrappo or whatever >>> else you call yourself. >> >>Uno, dos, tres, ... > > With only a small bit of bad luck, we *could* all be > counting: > > Eine, zwei, drei, ... > > -- > Indelibly yours, > Paine @ http://astronomy.painellsworth.net/

So Pain-in-the-ass you don't like Germans, well I am of German descent and "Sie k\ufffdnnen gehen sie v\ufffdgelt sie sich selbst"

The Patriot.

Double-A

2012-09-21 14:56:00 EST

On Sep 21, 10:15 am, Painius <starswir...@aol.com> wrote: > On Tue, 18 Sep 2012 12:05:08 -0700 (PDT), Double-A > > > > > > <double...@hush.com> wrote: > >On Sep 18, 9:11 am, "Hägar" <hs...@yahoo.com> wrote: > >> The story below would not be possible without the efforts of that failed > >> Math Teacher, Richard Travisano. The dumbing down of our youth is almost > >> complete, thanks to efforts like his. > > >> I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58. The counter girl took my $2 > >> and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and > >> gave it to her. She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while > >> looking at the screen on her register. I sensed her discomfort and tried to > >> tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help. > >> While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried. > > >> Why do I tell you this? Because of the evolution in teaching math and the > >> deterioration of its teachers since the 1960s: > > >> 1. Teaching Math In 1960s > > >> A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 > >> of the price. What is his profit ? > > >> 2. Teaching Math In 1970s > > >> A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 > >> of the price, or $80. What is his profit? > > >> 3. Teaching Math In 1980s > >> A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 > >> Did he make a profit ? Yes or No > > >> 4. Teaching Math In 1990s > > >> A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 > >> and his profit is $20. Your assignment: > >> Underline the number 20. > > >> 5. Teaching Math In 2000s > > >> A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and > >> inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the > >> preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. > >> What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class > >> participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels > >> feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if > >> you feel like crying, it's ok). > > >> 6. Teaching Math In 2010 > > >> Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la > >> producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho? > > >> ANSWER: His profit was $375,000 because his logging business is just a front > >> for his pot farm. > > >> We'reso proud of you, RT, or elCrappo or whatever else you call yourself. > > >Uno, dos, tres, ... > > With only a small bit of bad luck, we *could* all be counting: > > Eine, zwei, drei, ... > > -- > Indelibly yours, > Paine @http://astronomy.painellsworth.net/ > "People prefer belief/unbelief rather than to exercise skepticism."

Good thing I studied both those languages.

Double-A

HVAC

2012-09-22 08:54:19 EST

On 9/21/2012 2:56 PM, Double-A wrote: >

>> Eine, zwei, drei, ... > > > Good thing I studied both those languages.

Eventually the entire world's population will be speaking god's own language...English.

-- "OK you cunts, let's see what you can do now" -Hit Girl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjO7kBqTFqo .. 变亮

Mike Painter

2012-09-22 13:53:52 EST

On Sat, 22 Sep 2012 08:54:19 -0400, HVAC <mr.hvac@gmail.com> wrote:

>On 9/21/2012 2:56 PM, Double-A wrote: >> > >>> Eine, zwei, drei, ... >> >> >> Good thing I studied both those languages. > > >Eventually the entire world's population will be speaking god's own >language...English.

But will Americans ever learn to speak it properly?

And will that help?

I've been watching a lot of British TV lately (Acorn TV $30.00 a year on Roku and well worth it.) and it is not uncommon to not understand a word of what someone says.

HVAC

2012-09-22 14:11:49 EST

On 9/22/2012 1:53 PM, Mike Painter wrote: > >> Eventually the entire world's population will be speaking god's own >> language...English. > > But will Americans ever learn to speak it properly?

In New England (where *I* live which has absolutely no bearing upon my opinion) we speak English the proper way that it is supposed to be spoken.

> I've been watching a lot of British TV lately (Acorn TV $30.00 a year > on Roku and well worth it.) and it is not uncommon to not understand a > word of what someone says.

The Brits are sort of fucked in the head.

-- "OK you cunts, let's see what you can do now" -Hit Girl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjO7kBqTFqo .. 变亮

Mike Painter

2012-09-23 13:21:48 EST

On Sat, 22 Sep 2012 14:11:49 -0400, HVAC <mr.hvac@gmail.com> wrote:

>On 9/22/2012 1:53 PM, Mike Painter wrote: >> >>> Eventually the entire world's population will be speaking god's own >>> language...English. >> >> But will Americans ever learn to speak it properly? > >In New England (where *I* live which has absolutely no bearing upon my >opinion) we speak English the proper way that it is supposed to be spoken.

I've heard some folk music from Appalachia and could not understand any of it. I suspect they say the same thing.

http://www.brownielocks.com/minnesotatalk.html

or the book of the same name is fun.

My girlfriend explained that where she came from "hill" was used for "heel" and of course a "heel" was a "hill"

HVAC

2012-09-23 13:43:52 EST

On 9/23/2012 1:21 PM, Mike Painter wrote: > >>> But will Americans ever learn to speak it properly? >> >> In New England (where *I* live which has absolutely no bearing upon my >> opinion) we speak English the proper way that it is supposed to be spoken. > > I've heard some folk music from Appalachia and could not understand > any of it. I suspect they say the same thing.

Ya, but obviously those fucking hillbillies are wrong.

PS- The hottest girl I ever banged was an illiterate girl from West Virginia who looked like a model...AND she was stupid to boot!

I once was at her house and saw a copy of the book 'Voyages In English' which we had as a school textbook when I was in either the 2nd or 3rd grade. This girl was SO hot that it really didn't matter if she could read or not. Well, at least it didn't matter to ME.

> http://www.brownielocks.com/minnesotatalk.html > > or the book of the same name is fun. > > My girlfriend explained that where she came from "hill" was used for > "heel" and of course a "heel" was a "hill"

Fucking hillbillies.. Was she hot?

-- "OK you cunts, let's see what you can do now" -Hit Girl http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjO7kBqTFqo .. 变亮