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Hägar
2011-11-16 20:19:07 EST
MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
___________________________________

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
___________________________________

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
___________________________________

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
___________________________________

Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
___________________________________

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
___________________________________

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
____________________________________

THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
____________________________________

HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
____________________________________

ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
____________________________________

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
_____________________________________

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
_____________________________________

MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
and foreword by John Edwards
_____________________________________

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By that Botox-laden twat, Nancy Pelosi
_____________________________________




Notroll2012
2011-11-16 22:37:57 EST


"Hägar" wrote in message
news:a144f$4ec460c8$453ebb0b$16307@EVERESTKC.NET...

MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
By Tiger Woods
___________________________________

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
Illustrated by Michael Moore
Foreword by George Soros
___________________________________

MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
___________________________________

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
By Hillary Clinton
___________________________________

Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
By Bill Clinton
___________________________________

THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
By Bill Gates
___________________________________

THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
By Dennis Rodman
____________________________________

THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
By Al Gore & John Kerry
____________________________________

HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
____________________________________

ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
____________________________________

GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
By Mike Tyson
_____________________________________

HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
By Ted Kennedy
_____________________________________

MY BOOK OF MORALS
By Bill Clinton
With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
and foreword by John Edwards
_____________________________________

My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
By that Botox-laden twat, Nancy Pelosi
_____________________________________

*************************************

THE BOOK OF KNOWLEDGE
by Hagar




REDRUM KILGORE
2011-11-17 01:01:46 EST
On Nov 16, 10:37 pm, "Notroll2012" <notroll2...@charter.net> wrote:
> "Hägar"  wrote in message
>
> news:a144f$4ec460c8$453ebb0b$16307@EVERESTKC.NET...
>
> MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
> By Tiger Woods
> ___________________________________
>
> THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
> By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
> Illustrated by Michael Moore
> Foreword by George Soros
> ___________________________________
>
> MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
> & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
> By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
> ___________________________________
>
> THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
> By Hillary Clinton
> ___________________________________
>
> Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
> By Bill Clinton
> ___________________________________
>
> THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
> By Bill Gates
> ___________________________________
>
> THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
> By Dennis Rodman
> ____________________________________
>
> THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
> By Al Gore & John Kerry
> ____________________________________
>
> HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
> By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
> ____________________________________
>
> ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
> By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
> ____________________________________
>
> GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
> By Mike Tyson
> _____________________________________
>
> HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
> By Ted Kennedy
> _____________________________________
>
> MY BOOK OF MORALS
> By Bill Clinton
> With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
> and foreword by John Edwards
> _____________________________________
>
> My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
> By that Botox-laden twat, Nancy Pelosi
> _____________________________________
>
> *************************************
>
> THE BOOK OF KNOWLEDGE
> by Hagar

MY SON'S ACHIEVEMENTS
by Hagar's Mother

Painius
2011-11-18 17:53:33 EST
On Wed, 16 Nov 2011 17:19:07 -0800, "Hägar" <hsahm@yahoo.com> wrote:

>MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
>By Tiger Woods
>___________________________________
>
>THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
>By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
>Illustrated by Michael Moore
>Foreword by George Soros
>___________________________________
>
>MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
>& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
>By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
>___________________________________
>
>THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
>By Hillary Clinton
>___________________________________
>
>Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
>By Bill Clinton
>___________________________________
>
>THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
>By Bill Gates
>___________________________________
>
>THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
>By Dennis Rodman
>____________________________________
>
>THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
>By Al Gore & John Kerry
>____________________________________
>
>HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
>By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
>____________________________________
>
>ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
>By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
>____________________________________
>
>GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
>By Mike Tyson
>_____________________________________
>
>HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
>By Ted Kennedy
>_____________________________________
>
>MY BOOK OF MORALS
>By Bill Clinton
>With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
>and foreword by John Edwards
>_____________________________________
>
>My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
>By that Botox-laden twat, Nancy Pelosi
>_____________________________________

MORE OF THE WORLD'S SHORTEST BOOKS:
_____________________________________

BUILDING A DEMOCRACY
By the Democratic Party
_____________________________________

HOW TO MAKE NORMAL LOVE IN A BED
By Pamela Anderson
_____________________________________

MY RECENT ASTRONOMY POSTS
By Saul Levy
with introduction by Hägar
_____________________________________

T. L. C. IS EASY
a ready-for-film book (screenplay) and
sequel to LOVE ACTUALLY
By Harlow (HVAC) Campbell
_____________________________________

JUGGLING FAME AND SANITY
By Brad Guth, Brad_Guth, Brad.Guth, BradGuth, BG / “Guth Usenet”
_____________________________________

HOW THE BIG BANG *REALLY* HAPPENED
By Alan Guth, Alan_Guth, Alan.Guth, AlanGuth, AG / "Guth Universe"
_____________________________________

MY T R U E UNDERSTANDING OF GRAVITY
By Albert Einstein
Introduction by Isaac Newton
Plus one-word reviews by a host of scientists
both living and dead (F*** for the most part)
_____________________________________

WHY I AM A SCIENTIST FIRST, PRIEST SECOND
By g-g-g-Georges le-le-le-Lemaître
_____________________________________

USENET WILL LAST FOREVER
By the UseNet Cabal
_____________________________________

LETTING IT BE
By Astroturfers of the Tea Party movement
_____________________________________

SENTIENCE
By H. S. Sapiens
_____________________________________

THE MEAT I DIDN'T EAT
By Linda Lovelace
_____________________________________

MY SECOND TERM AS PRESIDENT
By Barack Obama
_____________________________________

--
Indelibly yours,
Paine
http://astronomy.painellsworth.net/

HVAC
2011-11-19 07:12:31 EST
On 11/18/2011 5:53 PM, Painius wrote:
>
> _____________________________________
>
> T. L. C. IS EASY
> a ready-for-film book (screenplay) and
> sequel to LOVE ACTUALLY
> By Harlow (HVAC) Campbell
> _____________________________________
>
> JUGGLING FAME AND SANITY
> By Brad Guth, Brad_Guth, Brad.Guth, BradGuth, BG / “Guth Usenet”
> _____________________________________
>
> HOW THE BIG BANG *REALLY* HAPPENED
> By Alan Guth, Alan_Guth, Alan.Guth, AlanGuth, AG / "Guth Universe"
> _____________________________________
>
> MY T R U E UNDERSTANDING OF GRAVITY
> By Albert Einstein
> Introduction by Isaac Newton
> Plus one-word reviews by a host of scientists
> both living and dead (F*** for the most part)
> _____________________________________
>
> WHY I AM A SCIENTIST FIRST, PRIEST SECOND
> By g-g-g-Georges le-le-le-Lemaître
> _____________________________________
>
> USENET WILL LAST FOREVER
> By the UseNet Cabal
> _____________________________________
>
> LETTING IT BE
> By Astroturfers of the Tea Party movement
> _____________________________________
>
> SENTIENCE
> By H. S. Sapiens
> _____________________________________
>
> THE MEAT I DIDN'T EAT
> By Linda Lovelace
> _____________________________________
>
> MY SECOND TERM AS PRESIDENT
> By Barack Obama
> _____________________________________


"Reality"
By: Paine Ellsworth


--
"OK you cunts, let's see what you can do now" -Hit Girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjO7kBqTFqo

Painius
2011-11-19 12:06:55 EST
On Sat, 19 Nov 2011 07:12:31 -0500, HVAC <mr.hvac@gmail.com> wrote:

>On 11/18/2011 5:53 PM, Painius wrote:
>>
>> _____________________________________
>>
>> T. L. C. IS EASY
>> a ready-for-film book (screenplay) and
>> sequel to LOVE ACTUALLY
>> By Harlow (HVAC) Campbell
>> _____________________________________
>>
>> JUGGLING FAME AND SANITY
>> By Brad Guth, Brad_Guth, Brad.Guth, BradGuth, BG / “Guth Usenet”
>> _____________________________________
>>
>> HOW THE BIG BANG *REALLY* HAPPENED
>> By Alan Guth, Alan_Guth, Alan.Guth, AlanGuth, AG / "Guth Universe"
>> _____________________________________
>>
>> MY T R U E UNDERSTANDING OF GRAVITY
>> By Albert Einstein
>> Introduction by Isaac Newton
>> Plus one-word reviews by a host of scientists
>> both living and dead (F*** for the most part)
>> _____________________________________
>>
>> WHY I AM A SCIENTIST FIRST, PRIEST SECOND
>> By g-g-g-Georges le-le-le-Lemaître
>> _____________________________________
>>
>> USENET WILL LAST FOREVER
>> By the UseNet Cabal
>> _____________________________________
>>
>> LETTING IT BE
>> By Astroturfers of the Tea Party movement
>> _____________________________________
>>
>> SENTIENCE
>> By H. S. Sapiens
>> _____________________________________
>>
>> THE MEAT I DIDN'T EAT
>> By Linda Lovelace
>> _____________________________________
>>
>> MY SECOND TERM AS PRESIDENT
>> By Barack Obama
>> _____________________________________
>
>
>"Reality"
>By: Paine Ellsworth

Yes, you're right. That book would be very short. The only true
reality that I can support with facts is the reality that surrounds me
here in my real life, and that story would only be interesting to me
and those who are close to me. Others would find it very boring.

Reality's why I mostly support mainstream science, and that's why I
challenge the mainstream where I deem it to be appropriate. That's MY
reality. So why do YOU follow the mainstream so blindly and
sheepishly?

Are you so afraid of being put in that office at the end of the hall
(by the bathroom) that you refuse to think for yourself?

--
Indelibly yours,
Paine
http://astronomy.painellsworth.net/

PS. SEE how short that book was? <G>

HVAC
2011-11-19 13:54:56 EST
On 11/19/2011 12:06 PM, Painius wrote:
>
>>
>>
>> "Reality"
>> By: Paine Ellsworth
>
> Yes, you're right. That book would be very short. The only true
> reality that I can support with facts is the reality that surrounds me
> here in my real life, and that story would only be interesting to me
> and those who are close to me. Others would find it very boring.

The story of MY life would be so astounding that most
would think it a work of fiction.


> Reality's why I mostly support mainstream science, and that's why I
> challenge the mainstream where I deem it to be appropriate. That's MY
> reality. So why do YOU follow the mainstream so blindly and
> sheepishly?


For the same reasons you do.


> Are you so afraid of being put in that office at the end of the hall
> (by the bathroom) that you refuse to think for yourself?


Is that what they call a leading question?


--
"OK you cunts, let's see what you can do now" -Hit Girl
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CjO7kBqTFqo

Painius
2011-11-20 08:10:21 EST
On Sat, 19 Nov 2011 13:54:56 -0500, HVAC <mr.hvac@gmail.com> wrote:

>On 11/19/2011 12:06 PM, Painius wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>
>>> "Reality"
>>> By: Paine Ellsworth
>>
>> Yes, you're right. That book would be very short. The only true
>> reality that I can support with facts is the reality that surrounds me
>> here in my real life, and that story would only be interesting to me
>> and those who are close to me. Others would find it very boring.
>
>The story of MY life would be so astounding that most
>would think it a work of fiction.
>
>
>> Reality's why I mostly support mainstream science, and that's why I
>> challenge the mainstream where I deem it to be appropriate. That's MY
>> reality. So why do YOU follow the mainstream so blindly and
>> sheepishly?
>
>
>For the same reasons you do.
>
>
>> Are you so afraid of being put in that office at the end of the hall
>> (by the bathroom) that you refuse to think for yourself?
>
>
>Is that what they call a leading question?

I just thought of another of the "world's shortest books"!...
______________________________

MY **SO** ASTOUNDING LIFE
By Harlow (HVAC) Campbell
with a special chapter (the world's shortest chapter) titled:
"All the science questions I've answered _directly_
in alt.astronomy"
______________________________

That's HVAC's sequel to his book:
______________________________

MY CAREER AS A THEORETICAL ASTROPHYSICIST
______________________________

...which has received the honor of "Shortest Book in the Entire
Cosmos".

--
Indelibly yours,
Paine
http://astronomy.painellsworth.net/

Notroll2012
2011-11-21 11:42:08 EST


"REDRUM KILGORE" wrote in message
news:a54050ba-b905-4312-a24a-e1d88e1c04a2@p1g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...

On Nov 16, 10:37 pm, "Notroll2012" <notroll2...@charter.net> wrote:
> "Hägar" wrote in message
>
> news:a144f$4ec460c8$453ebb0b$16307@EVERESTKC.NET...
>
> MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
> By Tiger Woods
> ___________________________________
>
> THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
> By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
> Illustrated by Michael Moore
> Foreword by George Soros
> ___________________________________
>
> MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
> & HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
> By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
> ___________________________________
>
> THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
> By Hillary Clinton
> ___________________________________
>
> Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
> By Bill Clinton
> ___________________________________
>
> THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
> By Bill Gates
> ___________________________________
>
> THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
> By Dennis Rodman
> ____________________________________
>
> THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
> By Al Gore & John Kerry
> ____________________________________
>
> HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
> By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
> ____________________________________
>
> ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
> By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
> ____________________________________
>
> GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
> By Mike Tyson
> _____________________________________
>
> HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
> By Ted Kennedy
> _____________________________________
>
> MY BOOK OF MORALS
> By Bill Clinton
> With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
> and foreword by John Edwards
> _____________________________________
>
> My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
> By that Botox-laden twat, Nancy Pelosi
> _____________________________________
>
> *************************************
>
> THE BOOK OF KNOWLEDGE
> by Hagar

MY SON'S ACHIEVEMENTS
by Hagar's Mother

*****************************************************************
While we’re at it, we may as well talk about favorite songs. In the case of
Hagar and Patriot it's
30 Days in the Hole by Humble Pie


IPA
2011-11-23 09:19:16 EST
On Mon, Nov 21, 2011 at 10:42:08AM -0600, Notroll2012 wrote:
>
>
> "REDRUM KILGORE" wrote in message
> news:a54050ba-b905-4312-a24a-e1d88e1c04a2@p1g2000yqh.googlegroups.com...
>
> On Nov 16, 10:37 pm, "Notroll2012" <notroll2...@charter.net> wrote:
> >"Hägar" wrote in message
> >
> >news:a144f$4ec460c8$453ebb0b$16307@EVERESTKC.NET...
> >
> >MY BLACK GIRLFRIENDS
> >By Tiger Woods
> >___________________________________
> >
> >THINGS I LOVE ABOUT MY COUNTRY
> >By Jane Fonda & Cindy Sheehan
> >Illustrated by Michael Moore
> >Foreword by George Soros
> >___________________________________
> >
> >MY CHRISTIAN ACCOMPLISHMENTS
> >& HOW I HELPED AFTER KATRINA
> >By Rev Jesse Jackson & Rev Al Sharpton
> >___________________________________
> >
> >THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL
> >By Hillary Clinton
> >___________________________________
> >
> >Sequel: THINGS I LOVE ABOUT HILLARY
> >By Bill Clinton
> >___________________________________
> >
> >THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD
> >By Bill Gates
> >___________________________________
> >
> >THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY
> >By Dennis Rodman
> >____________________________________
> >
> >THINGS WE KNOW TO BE TRUE
> >By Al Gore & John Kerry
> >____________________________________
> >
> >HOW TO LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
> >By Dr. Jack Kevorkian
> >____________________________________
> >
> >ALL THE MEN WE HAVE LOVED BEFORE
> >By Ellen de Generes & Rosie O'Donnell
> >____________________________________
> >
> >GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
> >By Mike Tyson
> >_____________________________________
> >
> >HOW TO DRINK & DRIVE SAFELY
> >By Ted Kennedy
> >_____________________________________
> >
> >MY BOOK OF MORALS
> >By Bill Clinton
> >With introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson
> >and foreword by John Edwards
> >_____________________________________
> >
> >My Complete Knowledge of Military Strategy
> >By that Botox-laden twat, Nancy Pelosi
> >_____________________________________
> >
> >*************************************
> >
> >THE BOOK OF KNOWLEDGE
> >by Hagar
>
> MY SON'S ACHIEVEMENTS
> by Hagar's Mother

MOMMY AND DADDY'S DEATH CULT, AND YOU
-- Anonymous



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