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H.
2010-05-12 22:37:28 EST
JAKE THE SNAKE

Under the spreading taco tree.
The village idiot sat.
Amusing himself by abusing himself.
And catching the cum in his hat.

His hair is greasy, black and long
His face is dark as a frying pan
His brow is wet with sleazy sweat
He beats off whenever he can

Day in, day out, from morn till night
You can hear him slap his skinny meat
Like a sail flapping in the wind
But counting time with every beat

The children come from far and wide
To see Jake The Snake stroke his dick
They watch and cry Oh Jake you snake
Can't you stop, for are you sick?

He beats off through church on Sunday
He hears the choir sing hymns so sweet
He hears the parson pray and preach
But he continues to beat his meat

Beating, slapping and abusing his cock
Onward through the day it goes
Each morning opening his fly for show
Each evening too tired to make it close

Thanks to you, you swarthy fiend
For the lesson that thou hast taught
The taco tree stands alone today
Thank god you were finally caught
?



Jake
2010-05-13 14:51:08 EST
On May 12, 9:37 pm, "H." <hbo...@charter.net> wrote:
> JAKE THE SNAKE
>
> Under the spreading taco tree.
> The village idiot sat.
> Amusing himself by abusing himself.
> And catching the cum in his hat.
>
> His hair is greasy, black and long
> His face is dark as a frying pan
> His brow is wet with sleazy sweat
> He beats off whenever he can
>
> Day in, day out, from morn till night
> You can hear him slap his skinny meat
> Like a sail flapping in the wind
> But counting time with every beat
>
> The children come from far and wide
> To see Jake The Snake stroke his dick
> They watch and cry Oh Jake you snake
> Can't you stop, for are you sick?
>
> He beats off through church on Sunday
> He hears the choir sing hymns so sweet
> He hears the parson pray and preach
> But he continues to beat his meat
>
> Beating, slapping and abusing his cock
> Onward through the day it goes
> Each morning opening his fly for show
> Each evening too tired to make it close
>
> Thanks to you, you swarthy fiend
> For the lesson that thou hast taught
> The taco tree stands alone today
> Thank god you were finally caught
> ?

You are a trailer park WHORE!!! LOL.
Jake.

Jake
2010-05-13 15:31:59 EST
On May 12, 9:37 pm, "H." <hbo...@charter.net> wrote:
> JAKE THE SNAKE

> Thank god you were finally caught
> ?
----------------------------------------------------------------------------

Very funny, H. LOL!
Jake.


Hagar
2010-05-13 15:37:41 EST
Whip it, Jake, Whip it good !!!


"H." <hbosch@charter.net> wrote in message
news:KBJGn.18022$_84.13727@newsfe18.iad...
> JAKE THE SNAKE
>
> Under the spreading taco tree.
> The village idiot sat.
> Amusing himself by abusing himself.
> And catching the cum in his hat.
>
> His hair is greasy, black and long
> His face is dark as a frying pan
> His brow is wet with sleazy sweat
> He beats off whenever he can
>
> Day in, day out, from morn till night
> You can hear him slap his skinny meat
> Like a sail flapping in the wind
> But counting time with every beat
>
> The children come from far and wide
> To see Jake The Snake stroke his dick
> They watch and cry Oh Jake you snake
> Can't you stop, for are you sick?
>
> He beats off through church on Sunday
> He hears the choir sing hymns so sweet
> He hears the parson pray and preach
> But he continues to beat his meat
>
> Beating, slapping and abusing his cock
> Onward through the day it goes
> Each morning opening his fly for show
> Each evening too tired to make it close
>
> Thanks to you, you swarthy fiend
> For the lesson that thou hast taught
> The taco tree stands alone today
> Thank god you were finally caught
> ?
>



H.
2010-05-14 13:50:32 EST

"jake" <blueschief@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:cb19636c-be8c-46fc-89b7-cdbbf661fba5@37g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
On May 12, 9:37 pm, "H." <hbo...@charter.net> wrote:
> JAKE THE SNAKE
>
> Under the spreading taco tree.
> The village idiot sat.
> Amusing himself by abusing himself.
> And catching the cum in his hat.
>
> His hair is greasy, black and long
> His face is dark as a frying pan
> His brow is wet with sleazy sweat
> He beats off whenever he can
>
> Day in, day out, from morn till night
> You can hear him slap his skinny meat
> Like a sail flapping in the wind
> But counting time with every beat
>
> The children come from far and wide
> To see Jake The Snake stroke his dick
> They watch and cry Oh Jake you snake
> Can't you stop, for are you sick?
>
> He beats off through church on Sunday
> He hears the choir sing hymns so sweet
> He hears the parson pray and preach
> But he continues to beat his meat
>
> Beating, slapping and abusing his cock
> Onward through the day it goes
> Each morning opening his fly for show
> Each evening too tired to make it close
>
> Thanks to you, you swarthy fiend
> For the lesson that thou hast taught
> The taco tree stands alone today
> Thank god you were finally caught
> ?

You are a trailer park WHORE!!! LOL.
Jake.
.
============================
.
Why thank you Jake. I don't know what brought on that
reply.
Oh gosh! You don't think "Jake The Snake" poem is
about you?
Forget it I, don't have enough regard for a puppet to
waste time making up a poem about him.
Or is it that you think this poem symbolizes you
because you masturbate in public just like a little
wooden peckered puppet?

Dance little wooden peckered puppet.



Jake
2010-05-14 14:39:26 EST
On May 14, 12:50 pm, "H." <hbo...@charter.net> wrote:
> "jake" <bluesch...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:cb19636c-be8c-46fc-89b7-cdbbf661fba5@37g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
> On May 12, 9:37 pm, "H." <hbo...@charter.net> wrote:
>
>
>
>
>
> > JAKE THE SNAKE
>
> > Under the spreading taco tree.
> > The village idiot sat.
> > Amusing himself by abusing himself.
> > And catching the cum in his hat.
>
> > His hair is greasy, black and long
> > His face is dark as a frying pan
> > His brow is wet with sleazy sweat
> > He beats off whenever he can
>
> > Day in, day out, from morn till night
> > You can hear him slap his skinny meat
> > Like a sail flapping in the wind
> > But counting time with every beat
>
> > The children come from far and wide
> > To see Jake The Snake stroke his dick
> > They watch and cry Oh Jake you snake
> > Can't you stop, for are you sick?
>
> > He beats off through church on Sunday
> > He hears the choir sing hymns so sweet
> > He hears the parson pray and preach
> > But he continues to beat his meat
>
> > Beating, slapping and abusing his cock
> > Onward through the day it goes
> > Each morning opening his fly for show
> > Each evening too tired to make it close
>
> > Thanks to you, you swarthy fiend
> > For the lesson that thou hast taught
> > The taco tree stands alone today
> > Thank god you were finally caught
> > ?
>
> You are a trailer park WHORE!!!  LOL.
> Jake.
> .
> ============================
> .
> Why thank you Jake.  I don't know what brought on that
> reply.
> Oh gosh!  You don't think "Jake The Snake" poem is
> about you?
> Forget it I, don't have enough regard for a puppet to
> waste time making up a poem about him.
> Or is it that you think this poem symbolizes you
> because you masturbate in public just like a little
> wooden peckered puppet?
>
> Dance little wooden peckered puppet.- Hide quoted text -
>
> - Show quoted text -

Kay, H. I accept your apology.
Jake.

Hagar
2010-05-15 10:44:09 EST

"H." <hbosch@charter.net> wrote in message
news:M3gHn.7110$rU6.4050@newsfe10.iad...
>
> "jake" <blueschief@gmail.com> wrote in message
> news:cb19636c-be8c-46fc-89b7-cdbbf661fba5@37g2000yqm.googlegroups.com...
> On May 12, 9:37 pm, "H." <hbo...@charter.net> wrote:
>> JAKE THE SNAKE
>>
>> Under the spreading taco tree.
>> The village idiot sat.
>> Amusing himself by abusing himself.
>> And catching the cum in his hat.
>>
>> His hair is greasy, black and long
>> His face is dark as a frying pan
>> His brow is wet with sleazy sweat
>> He beats off whenever he can
>>
>> Day in, day out, from morn till night
>> You can hear him slap his skinny meat
>> Like a sail flapping in the wind
>> But counting time with every beat
>>
>> The children come from far and wide
>> To see Jake The Snake stroke his dick
>> They watch and cry Oh Jake you snake
>> Can't you stop, for are you sick?
>>
>> He beats off through church on Sunday
>> He hears the choir sing hymns so sweet
>> He hears the parson pray and preach
>> But he continues to beat his meat
>>
>> Beating, slapping and abusing his cock
>> Onward through the day it goes
>> Each morning opening his fly for show
>> Each evening too tired to make it close
>>
>> Thanks to you, you swarthy fiend
>> For the lesson that thou hast taught
>> The taco tree stands alone today
>> Thank god you were finally caught
>> ?
>
> You are a trailer park WHORE!!! LOL.
> Jake.
> .
> ============================
> .
> Why thank you Jake. I don't know what brought on that reply.
> Oh gosh! You don't think "Jake The Snake" poem is about you?
> Forget it I, don't have enough regard for a puppet to waste time making up
> a poem about him.
> Or is it that you think this poem symbolizes you because you masturbate in
> public just like a little wooden peckered puppet?
>
> Dance little wooden peckered puppet.
>
>

Or, as they like to say in Beaner circles:
"Shake that Snake, Jake"

Dance little Dunce on a stick ... dance ...


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