* Q: What do you get when you cut a jack o'lantern by its diameter? * A: Pumpkin Pi!

* Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its circumference by its diameter? * A: Moon Pi.

* Q:What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference by its diameter? * A: Pi in the sky.

* Mathematician: Pi r squared" * Baker: No! Pies are round, cornbread are square!

Uncle Ben

2010-03-14 10:02:21 EST

On Mar 14, 8:45 am, "HVAC" <mr.h...@gmail.com> wrote: > * Q: What do you get when you cut a jack o'lantern by its diameter? > * A: Pumpkin Pi! > > * Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its > circumference by its diameter? > * A: Moon Pi. > > * Q:What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference > by its diameter? > * A: Pi in the sky. > > * Mathematician: Pi r squared" > * Baker: No! Pies are round, cornbread are square!

Q: How do you protect your calculator from the rain? A: Open a can-o-pi

Brian E. Clark

2010-03-14 13:46:10 EST

In article <hnilpb$sgv$1@hvac.motzarella.org>, m*c@gmail.com says...

> * Q: What do you get when you cut a jack o'lantern by its diameter? > * A: Pumpkin Pi!

Three math students working at a bakery got into a dispute about the roundness of the baking tins, and before long they launched a full-fledged pi fight.

-- ----------- Brian E. Clark

Double-A

2010-03-14 14:04:08 EST

On Mar 14, 5:45 am, "HVAC" <mr.h...@gmail.com> wrote: > * Q: What do you get when you cut a jack o'lantern by its diameter? > * A: Pumpkin Pi! > > * Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its > circumference by its diameter? > * A: Moon Pi. > > * Q:What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference > by its diameter? > * A: Pi in the sky. > > * Mathematician: Pi r squared" > * Baker: No! Pies are round, cornbread are square!

Q: What do you get when you measure the circumference of a black hole by it's "measured" diameter? A: Approaching zero.

Double-A

Sam Wormley

2010-03-14 14:13:25 EST

On 3/14/10 2:10 PM, [SMF] wrote: > On 3/14/2010 12:04 PM, Double-A wrote: >> On Mar 14, 5:45 am, "HVAC"<mr.h...@gmail.com> wrote: >>> * Q: What do you get when you cut a jack o'lantern by its diameter? >>> * A: Pumpkin Pi! >>> >>> * Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its >>> circumference by its diameter? >>> * A: Moon Pi. >>> >>> * Q:What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference >>> by its diameter? >>> * A: Pi in the sky. >>> >>> * Mathematician: Pi r squared" >>> * Baker: No! Pies are round, cornbread are square! >> >> >> Q: What do you get when you measure the circumference of a black hole >> by it's "measured" diameter? >> A: Approaching zero. >> >> Double-A >> > > That was not approPiate.

You are being too PIous!

Larry

2010-03-14 14:33:06 EST

"HVAC" <mr.hvac@gmail.com> wrote in news:hnilpb$sgv$1@hvac.motzarella.org:

> * Q: What do you get when you cut a jack o'lantern by its diameter? > * A: Pumpkin Pi! > > * Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its > circumference by its diameter? > * A: Moon Pi. > > > * Q:What do you get when you take the sun and divide its > circumference > by its diameter? > * A: Pi in the sky. > > > * Mathematician: Pi r squared" > * Baker: No! Pies are round, cornbread are square! > > > >

Slow day in alt.astronomy?.....(c;]

-- "iPad is to computing what Etch-A-Sketch is to art!"

Larry

[SMF]

2010-03-14 15:10:17 EST

On 3/14/2010 12:04 PM, Double-A wrote: > On Mar 14, 5:45 am, "HVAC"<mr.h...@gmail.com> wrote: >> * Q: What do you get when you cut a jack o'lantern by its diameter? >> * A: Pumpkin Pi! >> >> * Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its >> circumference by its diameter? >> * A: Moon Pi. >> >> * Q:What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference >> by its diameter? >> * A: Pi in the sky. >> >> * Mathematician: Pi r squared" >> * Baker: No! Pies are round, cornbread are square! > > > Q: What do you get when you measure the circumference of a black hole > by it's "measured" diameter? > A: Approaching zero. > > Double-A >

That was not approPiate.

Bcon1

2010-03-14 18:56:00 EST

PiE = 3.16R =+including circles, Relevance? Question here "Sam Wormley" <swormley1@gmail.com> wrote in message news:A_2dnWl7m7LYugDWnZ2dnUVZ_s0AAAAA@mchsi.com... > On 3/14/10 2:10 PM, [SMF] wrote: >> On 3/14/2010 12:04 PM, Double-A wrote: >>> On Mar 14, 5:45 am, "HVAC"<mr.h...@gmail.com> wrote: >>>> * Q: What do you get when you cut a jack o'lantern by its diameter? >>>> * A: Pumpkin Pi! >>>> >>>> * Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its >>>> circumference by its diameter? >>>> * A: Moon Pi. >>>> >>>> * Q:What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference >>>> by its diameter? >>>> * A: Pi in the sky. >>>> >>>> * Mathematician: Pi r squared" >>>> * Baker: No! Pies are round, cornbread are square! >>> >>> >>> Q: What do you get when you measure the circumference of a black hole >>> by it's "measured" diameter? >>> A: Approaching zero. >>> >>> Double-A >>> >> >> That was not approPiate. > > > You are being too PIous!

Sjouke Burry

2010-03-14 19:53:54 EST

Double-A wrote: > On Mar 14, 5:45 am, "HVAC" <mr.h...@gmail.com> wrote: >> * Q: What do you get when you cut a jack o'lantern by its diameter? >> * A: Pumpkin Pi! >> >> * Q: What do you get when you take green cheese and divide its >> circumference by its diameter? >> * A: Moon Pi. >> >> * Q:What do you get when you take the sun and divide its circumference >> by its diameter? >> * A: Pi in the sky. >> >> * Mathematician: Pi r squared" >> * Baker: No! Pies are round, cornbread are square! > > > Q: What do you get when you measure the circumference of a black hole > by it's "measured" diameter?

First your ruler gets sucked in. Then you experience a horrible collapse. While you are collapsing you and your ruler will read a measurement of zero( meter, mile or yard).

[SMF]

2010-03-14 20:28:07 EST

On 3/14/2010 12:13 PM, Sam Wormley wrote:

> You are being too PIous!

Does that mean I need to get a flute and go to Hamelin?