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Hagar
2010-02-15 13:12:06 EST
Jake, the Mexican Beaner, goes to the drug store to buy same Viagra.
'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters, please.'
'I can cut them for you', said the pharmacist, 'but a quarter tablet will
not give you a full erection.'
'I'm an old Beaner who has to wear Depends' replies Jake, 'I don't want an
erection, either ... I just want it to get hard enough, so I don't piss all
over myself.'



Notroll2010
2010-02-15 15:24:58 EST

"Hagar" <hagen@sahm,name> wrote in message
news:MJudnQIZoP30E-TWnZ2dnUVZ_j6dnZ2d@giganews.com...
> Jake, the Mexican Beaner, goes to the drug store to buy same Viagra.
> 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters, please.'
> 'I can cut them for you', said the pharmacist, 'but a quarter tablet will
> not give you a full erection.'
> 'I'm an old Beaner who has to wear Depends' replies Jake, 'I don't want an
> erection, either ... I just want it to get hard enough, so I don't piss
> all over myself.'
>
The only funny thing about this "joke" is that Hagar the Magic Trailer
Dweller has the nerve to try and tell a Beaner joke.



Jake
2010-02-15 18:28:41 EST
On Feb 15, 12:12 pm, "Hagar" <hagen@sahm,name> wrote:
> Jake, the Mexican Beaner, goes to the drug store to buy same Viagra.
> 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters, please.'
> 'I can cut them for you', said the pharmacist, 'but a quarter tablet will
> not give you a full erection.'
> 'I'm an old Beaner who has to wear Depends' replies Jake, 'I don't want an
> erection, either ... I just want it to get hard enough, so I don't piss all
> over myself.'

Sorry KKKraKKKer, but I've tried viagra once, while drunk. It worked
like it was going out of style. You, on the other hand, probably
receives the viagra they sell on the internet that comes from asia.
The landlord of the Trailer Park has to hand deliver it to you because
you are always busy washing your disposable Depends undergarments.
You are too cheap to just throw them away after you first shit and
piss in them. Oh, but not you. You try to get your money's worth
huh? Ya old fartknocker.
Jake.


Notroll2010
2010-02-15 19:46:52 EST

"jake" <blueschief@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:ce681660-7a92-4bd9-9a52-33ceddc3ab2b@u9g2000yqb.googlegroups.com...
On Feb 15, 12:12 pm, "Hagar" <hagen@sahm,name> wrote:
> Jake, the Mexican Beaner, goes to the drug store to buy same Viagra.
> 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters, please.'
> 'I can cut them for you', said the pharmacist, 'but a quarter tablet will
> not give you a full erection.'
> 'I'm an old Beaner who has to wear Depends' replies Jake, 'I don't want an
> erection, either ... I just want it to get hard enough, so I don't piss
> all
> over myself.'

Sorry KKKraKKKer, but I've tried viagra once, while drunk. It worked
like it was going out of style. You, on the other hand, probably
receives the viagra they sell on the internet that comes from asia.
The landlord of the Trailer Park has to hand deliver it to you because
you are always busy washing your disposable Depends undergarments.
You are too cheap to just throw them away after you first shit and
piss in them. Oh, but not you. You try to get your money's worth
huh? Ya old fartknocker.
Jake.

Hagar never got much value from ED drugs because not even Viagra can do much
for a two inch dick.



Hagar
2010-02-15 20:19:37 EST

"jake" <blueschief@gmail.com> wrote in message
news:ce681660-7a92-4bd9-9a52-33ceddc3ab2b@u9g2000yqb.googlegroups.com...
On Feb 15, 12:12 pm, "Hagar" <hagen@sahm,name> wrote:
> Jake, the Mexican Beaner, goes to the drug store to buy same Viagra.
> 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters, please.'
> 'I can cut them for you', said the pharmacist, 'but a quarter tablet will
> not give you a full erection.'
> 'I'm an old Beaner who has to wear Depends' replies Jake, 'I don't want an
> erection, either ... I just want it to get hard enough, so I don't piss
> all
> over myself.'

Sorry KKKraKKKer, but I've tried viagra once, while drunk. It worked
like it was going out of style. You, on the other hand, probably
receives the viagra they sell on the internet that comes from asia.
The landlord of the Trailer Park has to hand deliver it to you because
you are always busy washing your disposable Depends undergarments.
You are too cheap to just throw them away after you first shit and
piss in them. Oh, but not you. You try to get your money's worth
huh? Ya old fartknocker.
Jake.
***********************************
Unlike you, you Mexican Sleazeball, I don't need Viagra, yet.
But, unlike you, I don't need a helping hand, either (namely your
own), you sorry flatulator.





Jake
2010-02-16 19:51:16 EST
On Feb 15, 6:46 pm, "Notroll2010" <notroll2...@charter.net> wrote:
> "jake" <bluesch...@gmail.com> wrote in message
>
> news:ce681660-7a92-4bd9-9a52-33ceddc3ab2b@u9g2000yqb.googlegroups.com...
> On Feb 15, 12:12 pm, "Hagar" <hagen@sahm,name> wrote:
>
> > Jake, the Mexican Beaner, goes to the drug store to buy same Viagra.
> > 'Can I have 6 tablets, cut in quarters, please.'
> > 'I can cut them for you', said the pharmacist, 'but a quarter tablet will
> > not give you a full erection.'
> > 'I'm an old Beaner who has to wear Depends' replies Jake, 'I don't want an
> > erection, either ... I just want it to get hard enough, so I don't piss
> > all
> > over myself.'
>
> Sorry KKKraKKKer, but I've tried viagra once, while drunk.  It worked
> like it was going out of style.  You, on the other hand, probably
> receives the viagra they sell on the internet that comes from asia.
> The landlord of the Trailer Park has to hand deliver it to you because
> you are always busy washing your disposable Depends undergarments.
> You are too cheap to just throw them away after you first shit and
> piss in them.  Oh, but not you.  You  try to get your money's worth
> huh?  Ya old fartknocker.
> Jake.
>
> Hagar never got much value from ED drugs because not even Viagra can do much
> for a two inch dick.

No wonder the geezer says he doesn't use it. He's got a 2 inch dick,
when fully extended. Yeah, I'd try finding other "hobbies" if I were
like him.
Jake.
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